Ancestors

Written by Paul S. Chun 🐻 on 2024-12-10 at 17:34

Anyone else feel scared that an Italian friend will find out what kind of inauthentic "Italian" food abomination you've made at home and be horribly offended?

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Written by Vincent Cantin on 2024-12-10 at 18:12

@psc I grant you permission to pretend it's French food if it happens.

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Toot

Written by Vincent Cantin on 2024-12-10 at 18:14

@psc And if people heard about the incident, I reserve the right to pretend you are an Italian cooking French food 😆

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Descendants

Written by Paul S. Chun 🐻 on 2024-12-10 at 18:58

@greenCoder No need to sully any other national dish! My defense plan is:

1. Saying "It's not Italian, it's Italian-American."

2. If they begin to mention they have a relative in the US, I drop everything mid-sentence and run away at full speed

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