Ancestors

Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2024-11-17 at 16:06

i'm a girl trapped in a boy's body. literally. somebody cut it open and get me out, i feel pretty cramped being encased in all this slimy flesh

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2024-11-17 at 16:42

posting this from the church bathroom btw

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Toot

Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2024-11-17 at 17:03

i hate that i find some of the boys around my age at church cute. like that happens less often than with girls why does it have to be the ones who want me dead 😭

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Descendants

Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2024-12-08 at 16:59

there's a guy at church who's always covered in maga/thin blue line/american flag themed clothes and he looks EXACTLY like this mf from the polar express

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2024-12-08 at 18:01

theres also a lot of old ladies in really cute outfits. i wanna wear them all one day even though im a teenage trans girl and id look a century in the past

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2024-12-08 at 20:46

also there's this one guy who's an academic involved in geopolitics of some sort, my family used to go to small group at his house back when we both went to a different church before both leaving cause it went woke, lol

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2024-12-08 at 21:00

recently he's been getting really into demonology, and constantly asks the pastor to cast out all these demons that are apparently lurking in the sanctuary. it's funny to see the pastor listlessly waving his hands going through the motions as fast as possible

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2024-12-22 at 16:47

my church just used blatant ai art for an event announcement ew ew ew

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2024-12-22 at 17:02

yall during worship a guy's phone ringtone went off while they were doing that play-the-piano-while-saying-psuedoinspirational-platitudes bullshit, and those corporate chimes fit PERFECTLY, like they were part of the band lol

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2024-12-22 at 17:49

going to my church really shows how voice is lowkey the most important thing for passing. i bet a solid 25% of women here would totally get accused of being trans satanists tryna infiltrate by these conservative mfs if their pitch and resonance was a bit more masculine, and they spoke and carried themselves with less cisfidence

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2025-01-12 at 17:17

the people in charge of the projector at my family's church are bafflingly incompetent, like half the time at least they always mess some shit up with the lyrics or something

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2025-01-12 at 17:23

oh there's a lady i don't think i've seen before here who's as tall as me and has slightly cooler outfit than usual, sudden gender envy coming on

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2025-01-12 at 17:45

After the sermon, most people go into the fellowship hall and start talking. I don't believe any of them can actually hear each other cause of how much talking there is at once. It makes me want to die. They must be hallucinating the response they think they hear, responding to that, and watching their conversation partner do the same.

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2025-01-12 at 18:13

im so jealous of this one friend group of teenage girls here, fuck my shitty tranny life

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2025-01-19 at 17:30

as someone who's tasted cardboard, this church's communion wafers taste like cardboard

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2025-01-20 at 00:41

my parents went off on a back and forth rant about how both the sermon and worship, for a while now, has apparently been so riddled with theological problems that they're considering leaving us kids home from church. cause they don't think we're discerning enough to firmly tell that so much of it is an evil tool of satan.

i hope this happens, would be a funny way to get out of church

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2025-01-20 at 23:52

soooo from 5 to 9 pm every day this week my whole family is going and operating part of the church as a place for homeless people to stay out of the insane unusual levels of cold that'll be happening and eat a while. my mom sort of strongarmed the church into letting her do it, one of those things my mom disliked about the church was that she felt their "community services and charity" were all nothing burgers that didn't take any real resources or effort and were more just promotional social gatherings

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2025-01-20 at 23:58

ive talked a lot about the horrible things my parents have done due to how true believer they are, but as what we're doing now demonstrates, at least that also means they aren't one dimensional villians at the end of the day

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2025-01-21 at 03:42

alright im back home from helping with that, it was... interesting. for starters, the church had a mlk day free clothing giveaway this morning and there was some thrift store truck that was supposed to come take the leftover shit away before we got there, but the church made some mistakes about when they'd be available and it was allllll still there, barely anyone had actually taken anything earlier.

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2025-01-21 at 03:47

so i copped a bunch of clothes for myself, i don't actually have that many and it makes my parents upset sometimes lol. actually got away with taking some femcoded stuff, though they called me out when i was going through the girl section and i had to play it jokingly. maybe ill sneak some of that next time...

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2025-01-21 at 03:56

also at first i was tryna take this ac/dc cap, even though i don't listen to them, but my dad spotted it and went off about how they're one of the most satanic bands there are (which makes me wanna check them out ngl, even though hes said the same things about coldplay lol) and threw it in the trash to keep any homeless people from touching it too. so i settled for a pi cap instead ^_^

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2025-01-22 at 01:05

another thing i forgot to mention, some people my mom's known for a long time, from back when she was some sort of social worker / volunteered for this one organization (idk this part of her past well), and they posted about what was happening on their facebooks, and so some of their friends showed up. suprise, these people were from macedonia! the woman started crying when mom spoke her language and pointed to me telling her that i was born there, and they've invited us over for macedonian food as soon as possible. my parents are taking this event as a sign from god that they're doing the right thing.

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Written by cathos on 2024-12-08 at 23:00

@detondev I feel like you and I must have grown up going to the same churches and small groups.

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Written by Miriam Robern on 2024-12-22 at 18:04

@detondev i feel like i clock more transes on posture and vocal tells than anything else any more

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Written by Miriam Robern on 2025-01-19 at 17:32

@detondev i remember in my youth my church's usual wafer vendor went under and for a little while one of the church ladies just made some from scratch. they were absolutely wonderful, and she got criticized because they were "too tasty." evangelical culture in a nutshell.

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Written by CoeusPrime on 2025-01-19 at 18:03

@detondev still? That's what they tasted like to me a thousand years ago when I was a kid forced to go to parochial school during the 60s and 70s. They thought I was the AntiChrist...

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Written by CoeusPrime on 2025-01-19 at 18:28

@detondev actually I had a theory that the wafers they rammed into our mouths was actually made from this:

https://a.co/d/8XebyJy

Water soluble paper...

Me aged 10..

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Written by evin on 2025-01-20 at 03:57

@detondev lol wut, your parents are acting like me when i was starting to rebel against catholic doctrine, i wasn't ready to give up the sense of catholic identity so instead i decided the things i disagreed with weren't really catholic teaching and the whole church and priest was wrong about them, basically i was the only real catholic

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2025-01-20 at 04:17

@yujiri historically we've church hopped a lot cause my parents keep getting mad at them for being too woke or saying anything off their theology or being too focused on growing and making money (they still don't get that they're all actually tax-exempt businesses)

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