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Written by blibla@slrpnk.net on 2024-09-18 at 16:49

total programmer meme

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Descendants

Written by TurboWafflz on 2024-09-18 at 16:57

I just never slow down and take like 10 attempts sometimes. I don’t know why, it isn’t a good strategy

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Written by Fonzie! on 2024-09-18 at 17:05

First try: Normal fast

Second try: Push harder in case a key didn’t register, still normal fast

Third try: Only use a single finger, selecting every key carefully

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Written by Pasta Dental on 2024-09-18 at 17:14

Especially when your password gets reset after 3 fails like at my job

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Written by Fonzie! on 2024-09-19 at 05:02

Or the storage encryption system just wipes the fault after the third incorrect try…

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Written by apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social on 2024-09-18 at 17:10

I only know how to type my passwords at normal speed correctly. Like, I have to walk through the muscle memory step by step to get a text version of the password and even that’s iffy.

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Written by 👍Maximum Derek👍 on 2024-09-18 at 17:43

In the rare occasions that my wife needs to use my phone, I need to type my (12 digit) pincode out on a number pad and read it back to her to be sure I get it right. I can type it flawlessly a dozen times a day but if I try to recite it, I screw up the order.

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Written by WalrusDragonOnABike [they/them] on 2024-09-18 at 19:14

I hate when I try to remember my master password without typing it and panic that I’ve forgotten my password. But when I got to type it, muscle memory is still there so no problem.

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Written by xthexder@l.sw0.com on 2024-09-19 at 01:13

I have absolutely no clue what my highschool locker combination is, but I guarantee you if you handed me the lock, I could open it first or second try. That muscle memory is burned deep into my hands, and it’s been over 10 years.

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Written by Davel23 on 2024-09-18 at 17:32

Where's the "check Caps Lock key" step?

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Written by Akatsuki Levi on 2024-09-18 at 20:58

My laptop has a LED that lights up when the caps lock is on

I installed a buzzer on it

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Written by ulterno@lemmy.kde.social on 2024-09-18 at 22:30

I installed a buzzer on it

Definitely want to do that on all keyboards at work

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Written by glaber@lemm.ee on 2024-09-19 at 04:07

Colemak gang

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Written by embed_me@programming.dev on 2024-09-19 at 09:24

I disabled the caps lock key all together

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Written by psud@aussie.zone on 2024-09-19 at 15:17

How do you then activate cruise control for cool?

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Written by Destide on 2024-09-18 at 17:37

This incident will be reported.

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Written by tiramichu@lemm.ee on 2024-09-18 at 18:11

Not seen Nagato in a while

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Written by devfuuu@lemmy.world on 2024-09-18 at 20:13

The disappearance of Yuki Nagato.

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Written by expatriado@lemmy.world on 2024-09-18 at 20:37

loggin negato

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Written by lnxtx (xe/xem/xyr) on 2024-09-18 at 19:25

fourth try: just use a password manager at this time.

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Written by RiQuY on 2024-09-18 at 20:11

Then, same shit will hapen when entering the master password.

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Written by Parculis Marcilus on 2024-09-19 at 02:59

U are supposed to fix it, password manager, not join them!

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Written by psud@aussie.zone on 2024-09-19 at 15:20

The worst is when the password manager (KeePass in this case) is in quick unlock mode in its default configuration “enter the last four characters of your password”

Me: like I can remember how my password ends. Just let me type the whole thing

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Written by ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org on 2024-09-18 at 20:05

Two RJ ports on a laptop? Some of us are lucky to get one!

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Written by Akatsuki Levi on 2024-09-18 at 20:57

RJ45 and RJ11

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Written by ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org on 2024-09-18 at 21:06

That’s why I didn’t specify which kind. I knew some laptops had a DSL or dial-up modem inside for use with any telephone sockets on the go.

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Written by Akatsuki Levi on 2024-09-19 at 11:02

“I miss those old ports” is what I’d say, but my laptop has 'em :3

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Written by ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org on 2024-09-19 at 11:09

Both? Are they combined into a hybrid port that works with either protocol?

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Written by Akatsuki Levi on 2024-09-19 at 11:11

Nope, it has the RJ45 in the side and the RJ11 in the back

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Written by akilou@sh.itjust.works on 2024-09-18 at 20:12

First try: password manager

Job done

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Written by Akatsuki Levi on 2024-09-18 at 20:57

Unlock the password manager

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Written by CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org on 2024-09-19 at 03:33

EZ, no password on password manager.

[Points at head]

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Written by variants@possumpat.io on 2024-09-18 at 20:59

How do you use a password manager at desktop login

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Written by VeganPizza69 Ⓥ on 2024-09-19 at 08:48

You implant a chip in your brain that gives it control over your finger movement.

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Written by Pringles@lemm.ee on 2024-09-19 at 11:09

That would be weirdly secure

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Written by WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world on 2024-09-19 at 15:30

Until someone hacks your brain, or just puts a keyboard in front of you and lets the chip do its thing without your consent.

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Written by FierySpectre@lemmy.world on 2024-09-19 at 09:37

Use it on your phone, duh :P

Jokes aside I wish windows supported pin+hardware key to log in… But alas that’s an enterprise only thing.

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Written by psud@aussie.zone on 2024-09-19 at 15:15

Working from home, connecting to a VM, you can use a password manager on your machine to log into the VM

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Written by DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world on 2024-09-19 at 00:45

And on the third try, you think you accidentally failed to hit the last key, and so you have to start all over again.

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Written by T156@lemmy.world on 2024-09-19 at 03:15

Or you accidentally left caps lock on, and now you’re locked out for a few minutes.

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Written by VeganPizza69 Ⓥ on 2024-09-19 at 08:47

Fourth try: total motion blur

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Written by psud@aussie.zone on 2024-09-19 at 15:11

I had a boring job years ago. We didn’t have web access in the office, we did have a typing tutor program

I could already type

So I decided to learn to type again

So now I type on a dvorak layout except for the first login where I must use qwerty. About the time the password expires and must be changed I get to the point where it’s muscle memory in both layouts

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Written by Gustephan@lemmy.world on 2024-09-19 at 23:48

I get around this by setting my passwords to something easy to type like *******

Completely unrelated, does anybody know why my bank balance always goes back to 0 immediately after my paystubs are deposited?

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Written by KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world on 2024-09-20 at 00:29

First Try

Scans finger

Use a password manager

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Written by Agent641@lemmy.world on 2024-09-20 at 02:01

types sarcastically slowly

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Written by acockworkorange@mander.xyz on 2024-09-20 at 15:34

Live fast and die young. Don’t ever slow down. If the account locks, then it locks.

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