My machine, my machine, meet my fine new machine:
note its clever design, see its marvellous sheen.
Now, I hear it’s the first with this all-improved screen
that can function as friend, fridge, page, pet and latrine.*
Oh how neatly it fits in your bag, hand or brain;
it can film all your daydreams and switch off the rain;
it puts time in reverse if you’re missing a train –
and when troubled, just switch all its settings to SANE.
For this thing was designed by a top engineer
to delete chance and boredom and wonder and fear,
so if feeling fed up with the hour, day or year,
simply turn to the menu and click disappear.
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