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Written by Kelly Shortridge on 2024-08-09 at 12:31

I’ve always side eyed the phrase “simping” until I saw the obsequious praise security bros are lavishing on Crowdstrike for one of the worst “RCA” docs I’ve ever read, and now I get it

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Written by Kelly Shortridge on 2024-08-09 at 12:46

The #security community truly deserves better than the current status quo it gets from so many of its vendors.

Vendors shouldn’t narcissist’s prayer and gaslight you after they cause harm! They should respect their accountability rather than litigate against their victims.

I legit cannot wait until security practitioners realize how much better their lives could be, and the joy they will feel being free of jank tooling.

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Written by Kensan on 2024-08-09 at 14:00

@shortridge This! Thank you for shouting it into the infosec void.

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Written by Coda on 2024-08-09 at 14:07

@shortridge I’m still marveling over how a lack of bounds checking in a kernel module got inflated into a “reliability vs security” discourse for folks to chin-stroke to

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Written by Thomas Depierre on 2024-08-09 at 16:33

@coda @shortridge what kill me the most is that we have ways to have our cheese and eat it too. (Yes. I am french. I know)

Like. This is the whole "yell at C devs to write code that is safe for decades and get no results" and then "tell everyone to use Rust and do not think of why noone wrote Rust before and why no security money funded Rust"

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Written by Rogan Dawes on 2024-08-09 at 14:52

@shortridge Munin tore it a new one in a multi-part toot stream. Did make me laugh, but also facepalm at some of the RCA.

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Written by Kelly Shortridge on 2024-08-09 at 15:45

@RoganDawes oooo link?

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Written by Kensan on 2024-08-09 at 15:52

@shortridge @RoganDawes https://infosec.exchange/@munin/112916974811882522

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Written by Adrian Sanabria on 2024-08-09 at 22:54

@shortridge I read it as, "we made a really stupid programming error", wrapped up in all their stupid proprietary variable names and internal terms for shit, which made it HORRIBLE to parse.

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Written by Guillaume Ross on 2024-08-09 at 23:18

@sawaba @shortridge Somehow I saw the font and I knew there wasn’t gonna be much

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Written by Adrian Sanabria on 2024-08-10 at 23:07

@g @shortridge the A, B, and C teams were trying to save renewals

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Written by Guillaume Ross on 2024-08-10 at 23:58

@sawaba @shortridge ABCDEDR

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