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Written by Waylon Jeggings on 2025-01-20 at 23:13

Look upon my half-assed guacamole

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Written by Waylon Jeggings on 2025-01-14 at 03:12

Rugelach Car Reviews

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Written by Waylon Jeggings on 2025-01-13 at 00:35

And now, the thrilling conclusion of Nuclear Wessels in Alameda

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Written by Waylon Jeggings on 2025-01-04 at 23:18

Radio free fedi to be replaced with some future service we’re naming Public Universal Aux Cord

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Written by Waylon Jeggings on 2025-01-03 at 20:43

@radiofreefedi signed off today after 2 years. I didn't listen to the streams that often, but I thought what they were trying was a cool idea.

Providing a free service is hard work.

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Written by Waylon Jeggings on 2025-01-03 at 16:49

Everybody welcome @nonemoreorange to the .club!

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Written by Waylon Jeggings on 2025-01-03 at 00:45

You think Guinan keeps a deck of Cards Against Humanity in Ten Forward?

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Written by Waylon Jeggings on 2024-12-29 at 00:19

Some cake was poorly placed in the fridge, and fell out onto the floor. Everyone jumps into action: I grab the big chunks off the floor, my wife restrains the dog, someone gets the vacuum.

My son grabs his horn and plays Sad Trombone

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Written by Waylon Jeggings on 2024-12-25 at 15:05

“Nah Neil diamond’s lawyers, I’m named after something else. It’s pretty underground, you wouldn’t have heard of it.”

https://www.henryschein.com/us-en/dental/p/burs-diamonds/diamond-burs/neodiamond-fg-xc/1730805

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Written by Waylon Jeggings on 2024-12-25 at 14:48

Gonna start putting out music under the pen name Neo Diamond

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Written by Waylon Jeggings on 2024-12-22 at 15:33

How does the Condé Nast store not sell a New Yorker cartoons 2025 calendar?

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Written by Waylon Jeggings on 2024-12-21 at 18:31

Should I post a buncha garbage in a pics dump from an old computer

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Written by Waylon Jeggings on 2024-12-15 at 15:03

Look, I am a simple man. You buy me some cozy, high quality wool socks for the holiday season? I’m just going to eat them.

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Written by Waylon Jeggings on 2024-12-15 at 03:14

My wife doesn’t like listening to classic rock radio because they hardly play any women artists / bands.

She’s right.

What should they be playing? I got my own list in my head, but I want to hear yours.

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Written by Waylon Jeggings on 2024-12-12 at 13:14

Tintin enters the public domain on Jan 1 2025 and it’s time for that little bastard to taste blood

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Written by Waylon Jeggings on 2024-12-08 at 21:00

Edit: found him, thanks all!

Hey hackers and adjacent people - is Mitch Altman on here? My son’s doing a school report on him. I guess the old TV-B-Gone I gave my kid made an impression.

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Written by Waylon Jeggings on 2024-12-06 at 16:04

It’s one ping Vasily, what could it cost? Ten dollars?

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Written by Waylon Jeggings on 2024-12-05 at 15:48

Looks like Meat Puppets entire discography is on band camp now. Gotta listen to II

https://meatpuppets.bandcamp.com/

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Written by Waylon Jeggings on 2024-12-03 at 19:33

Here's another good reason for adding alt text to your images:

Many times I've seen some image break (I have to imagine due to a database purge or corruption), but the alt text survives. You hover over the little broken jpeg and you'll see something like "a small cat looks at the camera" and you'll think "that's handy, thanks person in the past"

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Written by Waylon Jeggings on 2024-12-03 at 13:53

You have brought shame upon your instance, and your admin.

Go to your room.

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