Toots for Sylvhem@eldritch.cafe account

Written by Sylvhem on 2025-01-31 at 23:57

Je savais qu’il fallait pas poster des takes sur les messageries instantanées :blob_cat_oh_no:. Le faire en non-listé était pas suffisant.

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Written by Sylvhem on 2025-01-31 at 23:26

Since we are speaking of encrypted chat, I miss having an encrypted SMS app that I can recommend to people. I wish @silence was still worked on…

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Written by Sylvhem on 2025-01-31 at 22:11

Like take encrypted XMPP, remove the federation, make using a phone number mandatory, using a smartphone app mandatory and make sure your desktop app use Electron, and then you got Signal 😐.

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Written by Sylvhem on 2025-01-31 at 22:06

My hot take is that Signal is just encrypted XMPP but bad.

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Written by Sylvhem on 2025-01-31 at 16:06

What do you mean my current motherboard is old enough to be on the Retro Web :blob_fucking_weird_cat:?

https://theretroweb.com/motherboards/s/msi-970-gaming

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Written by Sylvhem on 2025-01-31 at 15:05

“‘WARNING: May contain traces of Moth’”

https://weatherfactory.biz/may-contain-traces/

Weather Factory on their first add campain for “Travelling at Night”.

[#]WeatherFactory #TravellingAtNight

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Written by Sylvhem on 2025-01-31 at 14:37

N’oubliez pas de vous actualiser auprès de France Travail !

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Written by Sylvhem on 2025-01-31 at 14:18

« Bim Bam toi » de Carla c’était un banger et je suis fatiguée de prétendre que ce n’était pas le cas 😔.

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Written by Sylvhem on 2025-01-30 at 22:42

Remind me of that episode of “Warehouse 13” set in France, where things like menus and storefronts had really obvious grammatical errors 😪.

So yeah, I get why Mexican people are mad about this movie.

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Written by Sylvhem on 2025-01-30 at 22:39

Me looking at an American production: “Hey, there is a French character 👀.”

French character: speaks the most incomprehensible gibberish

Me: :blob_fucking_weird_cat:

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Written by Sylvhem on 2025-01-30 at 22:37

“Look, Mexicans made a movie parodying “Emilia Pérez” where everybody speak with a fake French accent.”

I’m sorry, but this is just how every British or Americans depict us already 😔.

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Written by Sylvhem on 2025-01-30 at 20:48

On rappelle qu’à Toulouse la mairie avait mis des panneaux dans le centre ville ventant la fabrication de l’Hyperloop dans la métropole 🙃.

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Written by Sylvhem on 2025-01-30 at 20:47

« Hyperloop, la grande entourloupe d’Elon Musk »

https://reporterre.net/Hyperloop-la-grande-entourloupe-d-Elon-Musk

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Written by Sylvhem on 2025-01-30 at 18:14

“DeepSeek may have plagiarized OpenAI!”

Oh no, I can’t believe that somebody plagiarized the plagiarism engine. That’s so sad.

Alexa, play something that’s legally not “Despacito”.

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Written by Sylvhem on 2025-01-30 at 17:39

Moi : « À tient, puisque je suis au chômage, je pourrais peut-être en profiter pour aller au festival de bande dessinée d’Angoulême. C’est quand la date ? »

Purée, j’y arriverais jamais 😭.

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Written by Sylvhem on 2025-01-30 at 17:36

“People complain about the largely benign tarot and woo-woo sections in bookstores. This is the actual black magic section. The rites and formulae in these grimoires have a lot to do with the rise of the current political right, and with the success of Donald Trump in particular.”

https://x.com/blagojevism/status/1884444035143626805

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