Jezebel knows how to write a headline. https://www.jezebel.com/whiny-little-bitch-cant-stop-being-a-whiny-little-bitch
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The other day I joked that the hardest part about watching some movies is suspending disbelief that AI is possible, but on the other hand, movies about werewolves, zombies and vampires don't bother me.
The difference being that there are not currently grifters manipulating the economy with their insane promises about werewolf futures.
I think I'm on to something here. Any time you read about Artificial General Intelligence, read that as Artificial General Werewolves:
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New Gmail war crime spotted in the wild.
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BRB, taking a sip of water and then checking in on how my Werewolf Stonks are doing today pfffffffffftttttttttt
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The WELL ACTUALLY is strong with this one!
I haven't seen so many fascinating anecdotes since the last time a thread devolved into people telling stories about how they saw a very rude bicyclist blow through a stop sign one time.
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When you order literally anything online, they insist on a phone number for shipping. What number do you give them?
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Recent movies and TV.
I've got good news for you! Enterprise S02 is no longer the worst Star Trek!
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Did not have "respecting deadmau5" on my 2025 bingo card.
3lau, a nepo pissbaby, plays a 30 minute DJ set for Donny Convict:
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I get that part of the whole shtick of pro wrestling is to cosplay as redneck dirtbags, but when I hear the National Anthem in my club in 2025.... I'm pretty sure that's straight-up hate speech.
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Just got spam from "reversefunnelSystemScam@yahoo.com" and it's like they're not even trying any more.
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"I prefer to meet people where they are" says reasonable-sounding white dude holding court at a table in the back of a Nazi Bar, redux.
There are people out there apparently seriously proposing to spend over thirty million dollars and an uncountable amount of labor, to adversarially interoperate with Blue Sky...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjNytMN4QL0
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New filter in progress
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Dear Diary,
Today I got takeout from a taqueria and sat on the grass in my local park listening to jazz singers celebrate MLK day. Then I read half of the (paper) book that I am currently enjoying. After that, our little clubhouse put on a Prince-themed burlesque show and we made it Purple Rain.
If something else happened today, I'm sure I don't need to know, or maybe eventually I'll hear about it later.
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BREAKING: I will be ignoring the internet, and specifically "the news", on Monday, Jan 20, 2025. Whatever stupid shit happens, I will learn about in abbreviated digest form on Tuesday, rather than following along with whatever mortifying nonsense happens in realtime elevated-heart-rate horror. If it is important, it will come back.
This is self-care and I strongly urge you to consider it.
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Compliance in advance is always the best strategy. Word of advice, maybe also try to be more masculine. See if you can combine that with obsequiousness!
NetBlocks: TikTok has deactivated its own service in the US [...] there are no indications of widespread network level restrictions imposed by internet providers at the present time.
Pictured to the right: TikTok itself as a self-portrait...
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Reading List.
After all these years, I am still baffled at how terrible Apple is at syncing. Truly, it is shocking. How are they so bad at this? I have 3 Apple devices right next to each other and the chance that all three of them will have the same...
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The Cringeocracy.
I knew one day I'd have to watch powerful men burn the world down -- I just didn't expect them to be such losers. I knew that one day we might have to watch as capitalism and greed and bigotry led to a world where powerful men,...
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DNA Lounge Update, Wherein I have a time-machine fantasy
https://www.dnalounge.com/backstage/log/2025/01/17.html?utm_source=sp_ma
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