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Written by Albert ARIBAUD ✎ on 2025-02-01 at 12:10

I used to feel as if everything that happened to me was bad.

But since I've dyed my hair, I feel like everything that happens to me is good.

Life is a bitch, and then you dye.

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Written by Albert ARIBAUD ✎ on 2025-02-01 at 10:23

"Checkmate."

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Written by Albert ARIBAUD ✎ on 2025-02-01 at 06:00

[#]writever Catastrophe

Q : Combien de Sorciers faut-il pour éviter une catastrophe ?

R : Un seul. S'il y en a davantage, ils vont se chamailler, puis se disputer, puis se battre, puis activer leurs sortilèges et là, ça va virer en catastrophe.

[#]MastoArt #MicroFiction #French #français #sfff

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Written by Albert ARIBAUD ✎ on 2025-02-01 at 06:00

[#]writever Disaster

Q : How many Wizards does it take to avert a disaster?

A : Only one. If there are more than this, they begin to bicker, then argue, then fight, then activate their spells and then it's going to end in a disaster.

[#]MastoArt #FlashFiction #SmallStory #TootFic #MicroFiction

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Written by Albert ARIBAUD ✎ on 2025-01-31 at 21:07

C'est moi ou bien le thème et les mots-clés du #writever de février n'ont pas encore été publiés ?

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Written by Albert ARIBAUD ✎ on 2025-01-31 at 06:00

[#]writever Peau

Il ne faut pas vendre la peau de l'ours avant de l'avoir tué. Ni après, d'ailleurs, à moins d'aimer la perspective de se faire hanter chaque nuit par le spectre d'un ours ensanglanté et furieux.

[#]MastoArt #MicroFiction #French #français #sfff

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Written by Albert ARIBAUD ✎ on 2025-01-31 at 06:00

[#]writever Skin

Skinning the bear at once is not a good idea. And yes, killing it first might seem like a wiser option, but it is not -- unless you enjoy being haunted every night by the ghost of a bloody angry bear.

[#]MastoArt #FlashFiction #SmallStory #TootFic #MicroFiction

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Written by Albert ARIBAUD ✎ on 2025-01-30 at 06:00

[#]writever Présence

"J'te dis qu'je sens une présence !"

"T'inquiète, personne va plus jamais dans les bibliothèques."

"Presque personne, messieurs. Et croyez-moi, la fréquentation va chuter si vous ne rangez pas ce livre à sa place quand vous l'aurez lu."

[#]MastoArt #MicroFiction #French #français #sfff

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Written by Albert ARIBAUD ✎ on 2025-01-30 at 06:00

[#]writever Presence

“I'm tellin' ya, I feel a presence!”

“Don' worry, ain't no one goin' to libraries anymore.”

“Almost no one, gentlemen. And trust me, attendance will plummet if you don't put that book back where it was after you've read it.”

[#]MastoArt #FlashFiction #SmallStory #TootFic #MicroFiction

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Written by Albert ARIBAUD ✎ on 2025-01-29 at 06:00

[#]writever Implant

Chaque fois qu'un implant était commercialisé, il se le faisait poser. Au départ, c'était un choix volontaire, mais depuis un certain temps, c'étaient les implants déjà en place qui le poussaient à en acheter d'autres.

[#]MastoArt #MicroFiction #French #français #sfff

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Written by Albert ARIBAUD ✎ on 2025-01-29 at 06:00

[#]writever Implant

Every time a new implant came on the market, he had it fitted. At first, it was hiw own, voluntary choice, but for some time now, it was the implants already in place that drove him to buy more.

[#]MastoArt #FlashFiction #SmallStory #TootFic #MicroFiction

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Written by Albert ARIBAUD ✎ on 2025-01-28 at 06:00

[#]writever Lubrifier

"Ne deviez-vous pas affronter un Chevalier ?" demanda la Princesse.

"Si", dit le Dragon. "Qui a abondamment lubrifié son armure pour plus de performance. Au bout d'une heure à attendre qu'il arrive à monter la colline, j'en ai eu assez."

[#]MastoArt #MicroFiction #French #français #sfff

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Written by Albert ARIBAUD ✎ on 2025-01-28 at 06:00

[#]writever Lubricate

“Weren't you supposed to face a Knight?” asked the Princess.

“Yes,” said the Dragon. “Who had abundantly lubricated his armor for extra performance. I wasted an hour waiting for him to make it up the hill, then I had enough.”

[#]MastoArt #FlashFiction #SmallStory #TootFic #MicroFiction

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Written by Albert ARIBAUD ✎ on 2025-01-27 at 06:00

[#]writever Pensée

Le plus tragiquement drôle avec les Terriens, c'est que ceux parmi eux qui sont persuadés que la transmission de pensée existe sont justement ceux dont les pensées font que nous autres aliens évitons leur planète comme la peste.

[#]MastoArt #MicroFiction #French #français #sfff

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Written by Albert ARIBAUD ✎ on 2025-01-27 at 06:00

[#]writever Thought

The tragically funny thing about Earthlings is that those among them who are convinced that telepathy exists are precisely the ones whose thoughts cause us aliens to avoid their planet like the plague.

[#]MastoArt #FlashFiction #SmallStory #TootFic #MicroFiction

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Written by Albert ARIBAUD ✎ on 2025-01-26 at 06:00

[#]writever Masque

Pour se protéger, un Sorcier cache son nom derrière un surnom et son visage derrière un masque. Comme surnom, j'ai choisi mon vrai nom, et sur mon masque j'ai peint ma propre figure. Jusqu'ici, tout le monde a échoué à deviner mon secret.

[#]MastoArt #MicroFiction #French #français #sfff

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Written by Albert ARIBAUD ✎ on 2025-01-26 at 06:00

[#]writever Mask

For his own protection, a Wizard hides his name behind a nickname and his face behind a mask. As my nockname, I chose my real name, and on my mask, I painted my own face. So far, everyone has failed to uncover my secret.

[#]MastoArt #FlashFiction #SmallStory #TootFic #MicroFiction

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Written by Albert ARIBAUD ✎ on 2025-01-25 at 06:00

[#]writever Poupée

La plupart des Sorciers refuse de s'abaisser à jouer avec des poupées. À l'inverse, de nombreuses Sorcières s'y adonnent, surtout depuis qu'elles ont découvert le Vaudou. Ah, et certains Sorciers ont des douleurs périnéales aiguës chroniques.

[#]MastoArt #MicroFiction #French #français #sfff

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Written by Albert ARIBAUD ✎ on 2025-01-25 at 06:00

[#]writever Doll

Most Wizards refuse to stoop to playing with any doll. On the other hand, many Witches indulge, especially since their discovery of Voodoo. Ah, and some Wizards have recently begun suffering from chronic acute perineal pain.

[#]MastoArt #FlashFiction #SmallStory #TootFic #MicroFiction

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Written by Albert ARIBAUD ✎ on 2025-01-24 at 06:00

[#]writever Genre

Des Shabasch, on connaît les genres orienté, cycliques, dénombrables, continus, spontanés, délibérés, communs, uniques... Ils présentent plus de genres combinés qu'il n'y a de nombres entiers (mais moins qu'il n'y a de nombres fractionnaires).

[#]MastoArt #MicroFiction #French #français #sfff

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