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Written by Martin, Regulus Tithonium on 2025-02-02 at 05:20

I feel like I owe an "I told you so" to almost everyone I ever had any type of political discussion with from the age of 15 to 20.

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Written by Martin, Regulus Tithonium on 2025-02-02 at 04:14

Is there a lawyer in the house? I need to divorce my left hip. We are no longer on speaking terms.

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Written by Martin, Regulus Tithonium on 2025-02-01 at 22:05

And now graupel.

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Written by Martin, Regulus Tithonium on 2025-02-01 at 19:04

What idiot buys pizza bagels and forgets to buy cream cheese?

This one, apparently.

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Written by Martin, Regulus Tithonium on 2025-02-01 at 03:17

Ah, the hard rain has arrived. Blattering down.

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Written by Martin, Regulus Tithonium on 2025-02-01 at 00:25

I won’t bore or horrify you with the details, but I was having a conversation with myself earlier that concluded with @ISDNcow complaining that I just need to get laid. And while he is not incorrect, he doesn’t exactly help us do anything about that, what with the never wanting to leave the house or interact with people thing (and let us be clear, that shit is almost all id).

I mention it first to illustrate the exact point, as I am sitting in semi-darkness in my living room slowly sinking into a chemically-induced coma and second because I am at that specific point in the chemical-induction of said coma that this problem is particularly irksome, if you understand what I’m saying or rather what I’m not saying.

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Written by Martin, Regulus Tithonium on 2025-02-01 at 00:04

Oh, so it’s kinda like Truth Social.

https://social.coop/@eloquence/113925684152457845

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Written by Martin, Regulus Tithonium on 2025-02-01 at 00:02

. o O ( People’ve got me again wishing I’d had or did have the capital to actually start ProtestPhone dot com. I imagine a lot of people are gonna get in a lot of trouble the next few years because they took their regular phone to a protest. )

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Written by Martin, Regulus Tithonium on 2025-01-31 at 23:55

Since it probably wasn’t clear, that was a gauging-interest post.

Clearly nobody wants to read me screaming about [CENSORED]ing [CENSORED]s and maybe [CENSORED]ing the [CENSORED] of the United [CENSORED].

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Written by Martin, Regulus Tithonium on 2025-01-31 at 23:52

“Hey, Siri, what time is it?” “It’s fifteen fifty-o…” “FUCK.”

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Written by Martin, Regulus Tithonium on 2025-01-31 at 23:01

906. Happy Friday.

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Written by Martin, Regulus Tithonium on 2025-01-31 at 22:12

It’s been a long time since I’ve wished a fiery painful death on so many drivers in such a short period of time, as on this trip to pick up groceries. But apparently a little bit of rain is enough to make literally everyone an asshole who can’t drive.

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Written by Martin, Regulus Tithonium on 2025-01-31 at 20:50

If I didn’t live up a dead end low traffic road, I’d seriously consider putting up a LFL with a web server full of ebooks on an open wifi.

https://hackers.town/@socketwench/113924607433358505

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Written by Martin, Regulus Tithonium on 2025-01-31 at 20:38

Put in a grocery order yesterday to pick up today. $400ish, which is obscene but hey, that's America right now.

They're coming back with so many "unavailable, let us know if you'd like to substitute..." that I expect the final bill will be considerably lower. ::P

This Is Fine Dot Gif.

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Written by Martin, Regulus Tithonium on 2025-01-31 at 04:26

@djwudi https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2jRQCDR/

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Written by Martin, Regulus Tithonium on 2025-01-31 at 00:15

I need to create a Signal group where I can talk about things that shouldn’t go on an unencrypted timeline with untrusted readers.

[cough]

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Written by Martin, Regulus Tithonium on 2025-01-30 at 23:49

Just saw a car and thought I’d love to own one, but only if I also owned a house in California to keep it at, as it would be miserable to drive in Seattle.

Not that I would mind owning a place near Monterey. Go stay during the winter and visit the aquarium every day. That sounds nice.

Anyway, daydreaming kinda took over there, a bit.

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Written by Martin, Regulus Tithonium on 2025-01-30 at 17:00

Carrot says lows around 17 and precipitation most of next week. That is gonna SUCK.

Need to remember to put in a grocery order for tomorrow.

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Written by Martin, Regulus Tithonium on 2025-01-30 at 05:02

Huh. I've been net-export since the 24th.

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Written by Martin, Regulus Tithonium on 2025-01-30 at 04:39

A challenge to tomorrow-me: get up when you wake up, instead of trying futilely to go back to sleep until 8.

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