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Happy Groundhog Day y'all. Sing the groundhog song with me, best rendered in your worst Bob Dylan impersonation:
I'm small
I'm brown
I hog
The ground
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I never send out holiday greetings, but maybe this year I'll send a few groundhog day greetings- seems appropriate given how often I'm saying "what, this again?" lately.
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Well here we are, on our way. I always expected a nicer hand basket, or at least more interesting.
Remember to be kind to at least two people today if you can.
One of the folks you need to be kind to is you.
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I love how Monday mornings are still Monday Fucking Mornings, even after retirement.
No, wait, that's loathe, not love.
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Woo, power is back, was out for 15 hours. I was used to power failures in the cold up north, but this is a first.
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Snow and ice covering everything, some branches down, power out since 1:45, transformers were popping like fireworks overnight. Time to move another thousand miles south, I guess.
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We have a Winter Storm Watch for Tuesday night into Wednesday.
Freeze watches and warnings every night.
I am in south coastal Georgia.
I could use that fire from the "this is fine" gif about now.
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Channeling the late Smokey Yunick today. When asked "Smokey, when you look under the hood of one of these new computer-controlled cars, what do you think?"
"I think it makes me want to puke," he said.
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Republican Pogo edit:
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The end of the regular work week is called Friday, shortened from "Fried, eh?"
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