I dreamt a lot of people weren't using headlights on a road I was trying to cross at night as a pedestrian getting popsicles from the trunk of my car before crossing back and hiking up a trail on a grassy hillside to a wooden gate leading to a narrow path between hedges to a wrought iron screen door before a wooden door entering a house that had a gymnasium-sized attic over something between a church and a bowling alley where the lanes held teams of competing sorcerers who could unlock special abilities from unfertilized dragon eggs laid by brooding dragons at the top of the sloped lanes, each a different element of dragon.
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How does "engrossed" not mean enlarged nor disgusted?
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Farting? No. Fart King, under the cat in power. Cats reign.
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Fartkng under a cat
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When somebody says frogs are hoppy, they aren't making a happy pun they are referring to amphibious beer brewers
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Frog rhyming with bog and log is convenient.
Oranges have pulp, peel, pips, and pith, and can also make you pee.
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If this was a work day I would have started 15 minutes ago. Not rice pudding, that isn't a breakfast Misty puts on the menu. She puts that as dessert.
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I think I will make rice pudding today
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Pudding, haggis, and sausages are all related historically and I am tickled about it
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I will just be this pink crocgoat for a bit
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Tucking in my tits so they don't get cold
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Grimms on the other hand would put somebody in a barrel lined with nails and roll them around. Like, in their stories. Fucking gnarly ass sickos. Not even your stories, my dudes. What the fuck. But they were also like "this rabbit wanted to marry a little girl and his domestic abuse destroyed the effigy of herself she made as a decoy to escape and now rabbit is sad the end." But they are dead now so good BYEE, nobody likes you*
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That first description is literally an African Gray Parrot.
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An animal who is smart and can talk and have cool abilities? Yeah!
Being punished for all of the rest if time .333333334 type infinity forever ForEverrr eternity by some god? You lost me. No way.
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I could never wrap my head around eternal punishments. I know they literally aren't real but they seem less real than, like, dragons.
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Making a post like Prometheus is both real and current
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Kid me finding out Prometheus stole fire: oh cool
Kid me finding out he is being punished for it with a liver-eating eagle: what the
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Super hot person licking computer parts. I am confused but I don't care.
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When I was young I thought it was spelled midevil.
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I dreamt gun merchants snuck out if a medieval kingdom along blackberry-lined roads to have an orgy, confusing the tracking devices implanted in them. The blackberry vines spread along train tracks and dry irrigation canals.
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