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Written by Priestess of Shrek on 2025-01-23 at 21:11

Who's still listening in 2025?

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Written by Priestess of Shrek on 2025-01-06 at 20:48

My pussy looks beaten up black and blue right now... But you should see the other pussy!

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Written by Priestess of Shrek on 2025-01-04 at 16:18

Gussy - Girl Pussy

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Written by Priestess of Shrek on 2025-01-04 at 08:14

To everybody who prayed for me or sent out healing intentions to the universe, thank you <3 It means a lot to me :)

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Written by Priestess of Shrek on 2025-01-04 at 08:04

bottom surgery was a success! As expected, my junk looks like a cut of raw chicken at the moment so I’m thinking I won’t post any pictures here yet. Can’t believe I’ve got a pussy! :blobcatlove:

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Written by Priestess of Shrek on 2025-01-02 at 22:44

I'm hedging my bets and trying getting as many gods on my side as possible. If you believe in a god and you wanna say a prayer to them on my behalf, I would appreciate it. ❤️

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Written by Priestess of Shrek on 2025-01-02 at 22:37

I'm getting pussified tomorrow!!!

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Written by Priestess of Shrek on 2024-12-17 at 16:17

At dinner the other night my friends and I were discussing who should play Austin Powers in the girlboss reboot and it's just occurred to me that the correct answer is Natalie Wynn of Contrapoints.

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Written by Priestess of Shrek on 2024-12-10 at 20:44

Hello lovelies! As you may have heard, I'm having a custom pussy installed in January! The recovery is long and I'll be out of work for two full months. I've got some support but it's not enough to cover all my bills and the extra resources I'll need while I recover, so I'm crowdfunding to make up the difference. All donations are appreciated! Shrek bless you all! 🏳️‍⚧️💕

Venmo: georgia-aust-1

Cashapp: comradegeorgia

GoFundMe: https://gofund.me/603ede73

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Written by Priestess of Shrek on 2024-12-04 at 18:32

Vulvasaur

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Written by Priestess of Shrek on 2024-11-18 at 22:04

I think about some of my guy friends and I'm like "he's a catch! Women are sleeping on him!" And then I realize it's me, I'm women.

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Written by Priestess of Shrek on 2024-11-18 at 22:03

I think I like the idea of being attracted to men more than I'm actually attracted to men. Like, ask me which guys I think are hot and I could give you a list. But put me in a situation to actually do something with a guy and I'm noping out so fast.

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Written by Priestess of Shrek on 2024-11-14 at 20:09

Anyone know of a guide to getting Linux to run (optimally) on older Mac hardware? I've got Ubuntu installed and I got the webcam working but I hear there are other proprietary drivers for graphics and power management that are important to have.

Given that Apple loves to obsolete their devices and their relatively nice hardware, I'm surprised there aren't more comprehensive guides to installing Linux (beyond the basic, create install media, not to EFI, etc) on Mac hardware.

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Written by Priestess of Shrek on 2024-11-05 at 23:58

You deserve nothing less than someone who will respond "you're so freaking cute, babe!" to your most cringe moments.

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Written by Priestess of Shrek on 2024-10-24 at 18:46

Is Cerberus one dog with 3 heads, or 3 dogs sharing one body?

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Written by Priestess of Shrek on 2024-10-22 at 20:12

What word or phrase would you use in your everyday speech to fill in the blank?

I've been calling every day but I haven't been able to ___________ anybody at their office.

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Written by Priestess of Shrek on 2024-09-08 at 05:10

Anybody got any good game recommendations for something I can play on my kinda old PC? Intel core i5-6500 CPU with 8gb RAM, Intel HD Graphics 530. Also something with controller support would be preferable to keyboard and mouse. Thanks in advance!

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