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Written by dick_turpin on 2025-01-21 at 09:02

Morning All

This morning, while walking Charlie, it was like a scene from Blade Runner with bicycles coming at us from all angles!

[#]TZAG #GetOffTHePath

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Written by dick_turpin on 2025-01-20 at 09:17

Morning All

Love how all the BBC US correspondents are talking through gritted teeth this morning on the TV. 🤣

[#]TZAG #Trump

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Written by dick_turpin on 2025-01-17 at 19:39

Happy Friday night, everyone.

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Written by dick_turpin on 2025-01-17 at 12:14

I have been immersed in the horror that is SEO. All I've done so far this morning is one page, which hasn't got 100% pass.

𝗬𝗼𝗮𝘀𝘁: "Your sentence is too long....."

🧠 "How about, fook off! Is that short enough for you?"

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Written by dick_turpin on 2025-01-17 at 08:50

Now Playing 🔉

Happy Friday; you can't beat a bit of Venus Hum blasting out.

[#]TZAG

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Written by dick_turpin on 2025-01-16 at 15:04

I have taken a leaf from the good old days of coding and secreted "Will not fix." somewhere on our company website.

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Written by dick_turpin on 2025-01-16 at 12:43

WP is kicking me in the gonads today.

𝗠𝗲: "Why is the background blue? I've selected #ffffff"

Groan: I'll have to manually override whatever it is with custom CSS on the page.

body {

background-color: #FFFFFF;

}

And now the menu is not displaying on the new page. 😭

𝗪𝗣: "Here's a mahusive list of possibilities that will solve nothing."

I love the "Your template is not compatible with the latest WP."

Um yes, it is coz all the other pages are OK.

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Written by dick_turpin on 2025-01-16 at 09:46

43 years since The Young Ones was first shown on TV. I miss those days tbh.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Young_Ones_(TV_series)

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Written by dick_turpin on 2025-01-16 at 09:15

Now Playing 🔉

Feeling slightly numb myself this morning. 🤷‍♂️

[#]TZAG

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Written by dick_turpin on 2025-01-15 at 12:44

It's currently 10C here, and the sun is shining. That's sunbathing weather in Scotland!

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Written by dick_turpin on 2025-01-15 at 11:23

It must be warm; people have returned to wedging their office door open.

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Written by dick_turpin on 2025-01-15 at 10:02

Looks like another 3.5K will be joining the former Twitter employees.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/jan/15/meta-to-fire-thousands-of-staff-mark-zuckerberg-warns-of-intense-year

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Written by dick_turpin on 2025-01-15 at 09:24

It's getting lighter in the morning.

[#]springUK

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Written by dick_turpin on 2025-01-15 at 09:20

Cannocks beggars have to be the best organised in the country. I went into Morrisons yesterday, and a guy was sitting in a folding chair outside the entrance. When I came out, he was replaced by another guy sitting on cardboard on the floor.

Is it like the markets where you have to reserve your pitch?

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Written by dick_turpin on 2025-01-14 at 19:06

People who write stuff like this are so pretentious. They remind me of those people you see at airports, etc, screaming: "I will never fly with [insert arline] again!"

Seriously, you're not that important.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/jan/14/why-i-have-finally-quit-facebook-its-not-just-about-fact-checking

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Written by dick_turpin on 2025-01-14 at 18:59

You can't make this stuff up. It seems whoever gets in ends up no better than the last lot!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyk2e7x42zo

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Written by dick_turpin on 2025-01-14 at 18:41

My new keyboard just got sexier!

https://youtu.be/CFW4Cb9hReg

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Written by dick_turpin on 2025-01-14 at 14:06

Bum! GROK won't let me have anymore images. 😭

How am I supposed to spam people without images?

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Written by dick_turpin on 2025-01-14 at 13:03

A bit worried about my new Logitech MX Mechanical keyboard. It said it was quiet. 🤔

Click-Clack, Click-Clack

Her indoors is going to have the right hump.

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Written by dick_turpin on 2025-01-14 at 12:57

Apparently, #MI5 advised our internal spies not to wear false beards and carry loose change for the Tube! 🕵️

https://www.scmp.com/lifestyle/arts/article/3294634/spy-secrets-revealed-london-mi5-exhibition-giving-insiders-perspective-espionage

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