30 minutes or so!
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If I could go back to my childhood, I would return to all my "career day" school activities and fill out the questionnaires honestly.
And if "Mad Scientist" isn't an acceptable career path, then "career day" is not an acceptable guide for my future.
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Happy Friday, deluded cultists! This message is to assure you that this is indeed 1998, and our stupid planet will be destroyed THIS YEAR.
For you skeptics, I present photographic proof of "Bob" facetiming with the Xists on his modified television set.
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I got my shiny new bitcoins! Might have to leave a couple laying around to see what happens...
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Got me one of them "how to speak British" lessons so I can properly say
"Neil Gaiman? That gibbon-hombling twatcrumpet?"
in the authentic dialect.
And yeah, "phrase everything as a question" is one of the lessons that I newly learned, okay?
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Working on a method to watch the 1922 original, the Werner Herzog version, and the 2024 version all at once. I shall call it "Superimposferatu".
:jrbd:
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Another fine Aliexpress Xmas gift. A genuine pair of BOSE earbuds for six bucks!
If you squint really hard, you'll see that they're actually BOSEbye earbuds, but I'm sure that's just as good!
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First trivia of 2025. If "Bob" doesn't give me first place, Imma find a new fakey religion.
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Apparently if you're really paranoid, you assume things you can't identify have a secret purpose.
Someone's gonna be disappointed to find out this is a mosquito-coil holder.
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The other neighbors were also amused.
"It's not the north star! That's SOUTH!"
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Was with neighbors on the porch, using the astronomy app to identify stars. After twice explaining that Venus is not the same as the North Star I got this from the Qanon neighbor...
"Can this see drones?"
"No, it doesn't see anything. It just figures out the position of the stars based on the position of the phone and shows them on the screen."
"Can it see UFOs?"
Officially this happened in 2024, so I have NOT broken my resolution to stop trying to smarten up chumps.
So yes, it sees UFOS.
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I might have struck #bulldada. Just found out that there was a 13-episode third season of Masters of Horror with the shitty new title "Fear Itself".
It got canceled after five episodes, but the Roku Channel has all 13 streaming free!
And you don't need a Roku to watch.
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We gotta wait three more years before Alice The Goon is PD.
Meanwhile, the world is ending in six months.
The universe's timeline is off, I tell you.
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Grand plans for today! Planning to veg out on the couch all day watching a marathon of I-don't-know-what.
Right now I got on "Masters of Science Fiction". I wanna like it, but I'm annoyed that they botched that Howard Fast story, so I'll probably switch to a marathon of The Wild Wild West.
[#]nerd #frop #dontyoujudgeme
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and stop calling me Shirley.
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Almost forgot. John Gielgud played a Chinese man.
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I wish I could praise Olivia Hussey more, but that Lost Horizon musical is just not good #bulldada
And that's a damn shame. Such an enormous failure (it's basically "The Sound of Music meets The Mole People") should at least be amusing, but it was BORING.
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For literary #bulldada I am unashamed to state that Shatner's TekWar novels were tons of fun. Nothing but explosions and electro-drugs and robots.
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Oh look, Google made a list of the songs I listened to most this year!
/me reads list
Well...off to the cemetery with me!
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Big McLargeHuge thanks to the lovely-n-talented @Prof_Trixie for the fine haul of stickers. I'll likely re-gift them to my daughter, mainly because she's going to steal them anyway.
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