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Written by Zehka on 2025-01-20 at 19:48

Not-To-Do Liste, Platz 2342:

Die enzyklopädische Relevanz von Feuer anzweifeln.

"Feuer

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Written by Zehka on 2025-01-20 at 14:50

Always gonna hold you up,

Always gonna let you down,

Never gonna run on time

and transport you.

Is this a song about Deutsche Bahn?

(I may have just hurried to the train station to catch a train to discover, i'll have to wait 45mins for anything to run in that direction)

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Written by Zehka on 2025-01-20 at 12:29

I didn't know #johnmastodon was on wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Mastodon

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Written by Zehka on 2025-01-18 at 15:50

Wie heißt der nordische Gott des Spannungswechsels?

...

Transformathor!

[#]flachwitz #de_only

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Written by Zehka on 2025-01-18 at 10:41

Weather report:

It is cold enough for a voltage collapse in my phones battery

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Written by Zehka on 2025-01-17 at 00:00

Ihr meint, ich würde zu viele Server crashen?

Aber ich habe doch gesagt, ich bin...

Fachinformatiker für Systemdesintegration!

[#]Flachwitz #flachwitzfreitag #de_only

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Written by Zehka on 2025-01-16 at 16:24

There's a robot washing my clothes and another robot does the dishes while i'm not even in the room to watch. At some point we entered the future.

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Written by Zehka on 2025-01-15 at 17:17

Days without nearly getting run over: 0

(This time an uber driver running a red light)

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Written by Zehka on 2025-01-15 at 00:39

/usr/lib/postgresql/XX/bin/pg_dumpall: unrecognized option '--help'

Try "pg_dumpall --help" for more information.

Go home postgres, you are drunk.

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Written by Zehka on 2025-01-12 at 17:34

I feel you, Holzbrett.

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Written by Zehka on 2025-01-08 at 19:57

Wenn auf einem Feld Gerste für Bier geerntet wird.

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Ist das dann ein Maß-Acker?

[#]flachwitz #de_only #wortspielhoelle

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Written by Zehka on 2025-01-06 at 23:04

Oh come on. If you have to call people on a train please at least not put them on speakerphone.

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Written by Zehka on 2025-01-06 at 22:11

Every minute i waited for the train so far the train has gained 2 minutes of delay. Does that mean it is driving backwards at regular speed?

Just #DB thoughts...

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Written by Zehka on 2025-01-01 at 21:49

[#]helpwanted #electronics

I'm searching for a waterproof plug with 4 pins that can carry 12v and serial data to connect an external gps to a boat.

[#]nmea #fedihelp

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Written by Zehka on 2025-01-01 at 01:45

Jetzt neu in Berlin:

Ein See an der Seestraße!

https://chaos.social/@kawie/113750128960907721

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Written by Zehka on 2024-12-31 at 23:58

OH: Kernfusion im Essigreiniger

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Written by Zehka on 2024-12-31 at 20:29

OH: "Mengenrabatt beim Standesamt"

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Written by Zehka on 2024-12-31 at 18:28

Wird das dieses Feuerwerk für Silvester?

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Written by Zehka on 2024-12-31 at 16:21

Sitting in a train again.

Having a multitool in your pocket here is considered criminal and basically terrorist but children with literal explosives in their hands seems to be fine?

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Written by Zehka on 2024-12-31 at 00:57

Is there already some system to flag known AI slop sites so you can safe others the trouble of reading a few mins until it becomes clear the contents are garbage? Otherwise we need one

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