Had a reason to share the genius of “The guy who invented the everything bagel” with someone so I’m sharing it all with you again
Them’s the rules
10/10 performance academy award winning
https://youtu.be/ovCdpPteW0M
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Easily my favorite #AppleWatch feature is the ability to get an idea out of my head and into Drafts app with a single tap and my voice
[#]apple
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Hey #Chicago and activist folks, I just discovered Indivisible Chicago. Anyone know much about them? Jess and I are looking for ways to get more involved
https://indivisiblechicago.com/
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What in the Ghost in the Machine, Batman
My #Apple Reminders haven’t been syncing properly between my iPad and iPhone for a while. Some do, some don’t. It’s been maddening
I just found my iPhone has a separate, “Local” Reminders list that held around half of my personal tasks (I moved them all to iCloud before snapping this shot)
I never created this list, I don’t separate local from iCloud in these apps. How the hell did this list get created? Can I blame this on Apple “Intelligence?”
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Yeah, no
That bishop or whatever at his inauguration
Fucking Dave Chappelle on SNL 🤢
These nitwits pleading with Trump to “have mercy” or think of the little people or consider the whole world is counting on you
This entire regime would personally put a bullet through your dumbass skulls if they could make a buck from it
And now they probably can do that, by the way
So, y’know. Maybe factor that in next time you think about opening your colossally naïve mouths
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Free idea:
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Someone claiming to be a former #Twitter employee on an H1B visa alleges #ElonMusk used Twitter, its AI systems, vast sets of bots, and rampant rule-breaking to interfere with the 2024 U.S. presidential election.
https://theconcernedbird.substack.com/p/elon-musks-and-xs-role-in-2024-election
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A ton of #Reddit communities are banning links from #Twitter. Some going as far as also banning tweet screenshots and even Facebook posts. It’s something
Some headlines claim it’s hundreds of communities. That would be nice. Apparently Reddit stated it will not interfere
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Since when did cottage cheese contain so much sodium, at least in the US? The least sodium I could find at the grocery store is still 15% of your day per serving.
I grew up eating a lot of cottage cheese and don’t remember so much sodium; I remember adding sodium to make it more palatable. Did something change? Or is my memory wrong?
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I have my doubts.
But can you have just a single doubt?
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Whelp #Chicago
This -13F cold snap was fun (it isn’t) but now’s about time it better be headin’ back home
I said now
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Decent argument that streaming companies like #Apple and #Amazon are ruining TV and film because they treat “content,” at best, like another product on their shelves, but at worst just a carrot to lure customers in to buy the latest AI toaster or whatever. (12 min)
https://youtu.be/utJvEUjqBf4
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Gonna pivot my career into composing pop songs in a classical format and call myself NickelBach
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What’s the German word for being stuck in a perpetual state of dreading that every interesting new actor/musician/comedian/streamer/artist of any kind you discover
will just turn out to be some kind of closet fascist/spousal abuser/child drop-kicker/puppy eater/Nickelback fan
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We’ve had actions and evidence for years, but at least now we have visual confirmation:
If you are still on #Twitter, you are on a Nazi site. You support a Nazi site. Full stop
It is no different than the Nazi bar example. Except now the Nazi didn’t just walk into the bar and is allowed to stay, the Nazi owns the bar
Leave the fucking Nazi bar. No, your stupid excuse doesn’t matter
[#]ElonMusk
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The mask is off, why not the pants too
[#]MarkZuckerberg #ZuckArrested
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If you are a designer or developer, it is illegal for you to read this post. I will report you to the FBI (maybe).
Ok so everyone else: You know how the hamburger menu—three dashes stacked on top of each other—has become a 'three dots' menu in many or most places?
I think this is the first time I've heard of the latter referred to as the "kebab menu." Heh
(from a SiteGround doc about backing up email)
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TIL MovableType is still around: https://movabletype.org
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[#]TikTok loves the taste of leather in the morning
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When hardliners accidentally flip sides #StandUpComedy
CW: Jokes about a woman who burned down an abortion clinic in Wyoming
Well, just the construction site
😆
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