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Written by Claudio Zizza 🦜 on 2025-01-23 at 19:37

🎵 Mirror server, on the net, just answer me

Who's the best? You're the best! Oh yeah

I’m gonna find the packet loss with one command

To the next, to the top of my console

Now singin'

Ping-pad-pad, ping-pad-pad, Ping-pad-pad-prompt

(Now singin')

Ping-pad-pad, ping-pad-pad, Ping-pad-pad-prompt

(Now singin')

Ping-pad-pad, ping-pad-pad, Ping-pad-pad-prompt

To the next, to the top of my console 🎶

[#]HitsOfTheITs

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Written by Claudio Zizza 🦜 on 2025-01-23 at 17:01

I wonder if there's any interest in code metrics about #php (technically also other languages) and how to read & use them to improve projects.

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Written by Claudio Zizza 🦜 on 2025-01-13 at 22:31

Ah, okay. I need to press the tab-key to get the PHPStorm autocomplete suggestion into code. Because I pressed another key, the function now says "$connection->fetchAllAss(".

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Written by Claudio Zizza 🦜 on 2025-01-13 at 18:15

I made myself fresh orange juice today and asked myself what I should do with the leftover fruit pulp. I found milk, that was supposed to be rotten by now, was still good and after I saw that other ingredients were available too, the fruit pulp question escalated quickly into chockolate orange #muffins.

Oven hasn't reached its temperature yet.

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Written by Claudio Zizza 🦜 on 2025-01-13 at 17:32

"In the year 2525, if man is still alive

If woman can survive, they may find"

From a song performed by Zager and Evans in 1969.

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Written by Claudio Zizza 🦜 on 2025-01-13 at 16:19

"OK," he said, "hear me, hear me. It's, like, these guys, you know, are entitled to their own view of the Universe. And according to their view, which the Universe forced on them, right, they did right. Sounds crazy, but I think you'll agree. They believe in"

He consulted a piece of paper which he found in the back pocket of his Judicial jeans.

"They believe in 'peace, justice, morality, culture, sport, family life, and the obliteration of all other life forms'."

[#]hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy

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Written by Claudio Zizza 🦜 on 2025-01-08 at 12:03

While many #conferences are offering the videos of the talks on their platform, they are most of the time behind a paywall. Many thanks to @grusp for offering the videos for everyone accessible.

https://m.youtube.com/@GrUSP

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Written by Claudio Zizza 🦜 on 2025-01-06 at 11:40

It's now 25 years when I started with development but no one ever came to me and said: "We need someone who knows how to write tests and testable code". It's either "Please take over this legacy project" or/and "You'll have only half the time for this". The best case scenario in this was to have a few minutes to cover certain cases with tests.

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Written by Claudio Zizza 🦜 on 2025-01-04 at 20:26

Sonic the hedgehog on drugs. #ChristmasGardenKA

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Written by Claudio Zizza 🦜 on 2025-01-04 at 20:24

Who needs to decorate a tree if a simple projection can have a similar impact.

[#]ChristmasGardenKA

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Written by Claudio Zizza 🦜 on 2025-01-04 at 20:21

[#]ChristmasGardenKA

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Written by Claudio Zizza 🦜 on 2025-01-04 at 18:10

[#]ChristmasGardenKA

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Written by Claudio Zizza 🦜 on 2025-01-04 at 18:07

Using water as a medium for projecting videos on isn't new but always fascinating.

[#]ChristmasGardenKA

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Written by Claudio Zizza 🦜 on 2025-01-04 at 18:05

Insert bee pun here

[#]ChristmasGardenKA

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Written by Claudio Zizza 🦜 on 2025-01-04 at 17:28

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you'll have to endure more Christmas lights. #ChristmasGardenKA

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Written by Claudio Zizza 🦜 on 2025-01-03 at 17:14

My second try making karaage. This time they were really juicy inside. 😋

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Written by Claudio Zizza 🦜 on 2024-12-31 at 23:02

A new year is the only goal you can reach even if you don't move. Patience can sometimes have the same effect.

If you can read this, my timezone reached 2025. Have a great new year.

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Written by Claudio Zizza 🦜 on 2024-12-31 at 11:12

The past days were a good time to get MAGA accounts suspended on Twitter by reporting them. It just have to be accounts who harshly disagreed with Elon Musk. What they learned by that is that you better shut up when power speaks.

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Written by Claudio Zizza 🦜 on 2024-12-31 at 10:58

"This won't happen to me" and "This doesn't affect me" is stronger than history lessons.

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Written by Claudio Zizza 🦜 on 2024-12-31 at 10:24

Creating layouts for an #Android app is something else. A small mistake and the app crashes because of errorous XML schema.

On a side note, it's fun to code on a smartphone again to fill time sitting in a tram or in a cafe. 😄

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