you can’t make me feel fear, i feel fear all the time, fear and me are tight, so fuck you
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i'm trying to explain to my landlord that when you take the last of my money from my bank account you gotta replenish.
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are the apple nerds ok? (no)
https://signalstickers.org/pack/afc5f2fcc87f9c74624c5897c8313a1c
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when everything is terrible, buy girl scout cookies.
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it's cute that greeting card companies think i need more than one valentine's card to give out.
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i just got a call from someone saying i need to share this page with someone within 7 days or i will die.
https://www.11ty.dev/docs/search/?q=date
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the eleventy documentation can't hurt me, right? right???
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miku, hatsune miku 😳
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imagine my surprise when i noticed the apple music web app is a svelte app. it's so bad it feels like baby's first react app or something. it just goes to show you that anything can be shit if you put enough big tech bullshit behind it.
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at this point i think it's safe to say my weed is entirely paid for by class action settlement checks from tech companies.
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in the center of facebook hq’s hacker square is a huge jumbotron and everyday it would welcome all the politicians that were visiting that day. they never once welcomed a democrat. it was most often just welcoming glenn beck.
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i don’t mean to brag, but i think i’m starting to get through to the european in my household that microwaves are useful actually
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if you’re a vc looking to find the next hot mess of a tech bro to invest in, i can help you find ‘em. reach out if you wanna talk business 💸
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you are over your weekly alotted quota for hyping AI products and companies. please rebuild the rainforests you’ve destroyed and try again later.
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i literally caught dansup lying and misinforming people about pixelfed's export tools just this month! it's laughable!
https://nyan.lol/@zicklepop/113892848950265923
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because dansup/pixelfed is making me increasingly uncomfortable AND because there are no data export tools for pixelfed, i made one that exports to an 11ty-compatible format.
https://gist.melkat.dev/melanie/pixelfed-to-md
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i was once assaulted by newt gingrich when he was filming a vine in the instagram office for one of his followers on twitter. his team shoved me behind a vending machine and i had to wait for him to finish before i could leave. god i hope i’m not in the video. i never checked because fuck that guy.
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does the return to office policy include justin bieber or…? oh it’s just required of lower income brackets, gotcha.
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every time i launch the apple tv youtube app, it starts autoplaying this tom walker clip. i do not want this to ever be fixed.
https://youtu.be/5EOAkQHZzE4
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time to have a little hatsune miku in fortnite appreciation.
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