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Written by Daniel Carosone on 2025-01-22 at 22:59

Good news: despite being tired and flat, I got up and had a shower.

Bad news: I wasn't paying attention to the labels on the pump bottles, and used dog shampoo.

Worse news: It didn't turn me into a dog, and I still have to do stupid human stuff, like work.

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Written by Daniel Carosone on 2025-01-20 at 08:33

Hey, how about the Australian Government — that wants to step in and ban kids under 16 from ‘social media’ — actually mandates compatible standards for carriers and phone manufacturers, so that kids can send messages to eachother without having to sign up to social media services?

My youngest and her cohort of friends are all going through the stage of getting phones and adding each other on different platforms. Some are using ipads that only work with apps, too. It’s a goddamn mess.

Just last week, she came to me wanting to understand why she can send messages to friend X, but when she sends videos her friend (on an iphone) just silently doesn’t get them. It took them a while to even work out that they were missing. I’m not sure what exactly was going on, but i assume it’s some iphone nonsense related to trying to send the video via RCS instead of MMS.

And so began the discussion of where the friend group will converge to all be on the same platform. Will this or that parent let them install Signal, or WhatsApp, or whatever other preferences. And it turns out that something called Messenger Kids, which is part of fucking facebook, is the conclusion. Now, the government haven’t really made clear what counts as a ‘social network’ for their legislation, but I’m pretty sure it will include facebook.

Ultimately, I suppose it’s the time for kids to see that the adults have no fucking clue how to organise and coordinate sensible solutions to anything.

[#]auspol

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Written by Daniel Carosone on 2024-12-24 at 09:26

S1 E2 The Big Empty

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Written by Daniel Carosone on 2024-12-24 at 08:26

S1 E1 Dulcinea

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Written by Daniel Carosone on 2024-12-01 at 10:29

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Written by Daniel Carosone on 2024-11-24 at 23:37

OH signing off as a meeting is winding down: "ok, well, i'm gonna jump off now; I've got nothing to do and I haven't finished that yet"

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Written by Daniel Carosone on 2024-11-12 at 02:54

twitter sending me an email that I have 'turned off two-factor authentication' on my account (that I deleted)

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Written by Daniel Carosone on 2024-11-12 at 01:30

finally thought of a good final tweet/Xeet/eXcrement to post before deletion.

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Written by Daniel Carosone on 2024-11-08 at 02:10

Windoops

https://www.theregister.com/2024/11/06/windows_server_2025_surprise/

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Written by Daniel Carosone on 2024-11-06 at 08:27

The world is broken. I'm going to eat kimchi and hide under a rock.

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Written by Daniel Carosone on 2024-10-23 at 07:44

guillotine (celebratory)

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Written by Daniel Carosone on 2024-10-18 at 01:38

It dries the wets

[#]melwx

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Written by Daniel Carosone on 2024-10-17 at 23:03

It wets the drys

[#]melwx

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Written by Daniel Carosone on 2024-10-07 at 10:14

Writing a thing, and realising I need Chekhov's CPAP in act 1.

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Written by Daniel Carosone on 2024-09-26 at 09:08

@cafkafk absolutely glorious subtooting on the discourse. Perfect phrasing no notes.

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Written by Daniel Carosone on 2024-08-19 at 10:43

ze muscle memory, it does nothing

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Written by Daniel Carosone on 2024-08-16 at 09:10

I have been waiting 40 years

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Written by Daniel Carosone on 2024-08-16 at 09:06

So what? Big deal.

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Written by Daniel Carosone on 2024-08-16 at 07:17

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Written by Daniel Carosone on 2024-08-16 at 07:16

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