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Written by Heftig on 2025-01-24 at 11:44

La moraleja es la hermana del salmorejo

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Written by Heftig on 2025-01-23 at 08:05

El índice de litros caídos por metros cuadrados es directamente proporcional a la subnormalidad en la conducción.

Eso e así

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Written by Heftig on 2025-01-22 at 17:07

Millones de disculpas por atracar aquí sin haberme presentado. No sé si seré absuelto de este pecado.

Schettino

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Written by Heftig on 2025-01-22 at 09:30

Caísteis en la trampa del “si no estás en redes no eres nadie”

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Written by Heftig on 2025-01-22 at 07:53

Airasso

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Written by Heftig on 2025-01-21 at 19:50

Luego decís que no denunciamos, hijos de puta

[#]hermanayosítecreo

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Written by Heftig on 2025-01-21 at 12:24

El saludo romano lleva premio

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Written by Heftig on 2025-01-21 at 07:48

Hastaltoto del Trump y sus 40 mamones, poned barbas o algo

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Written by Heftig on 2025-01-21 at 06:41

Os abrazo a todos, maris

Buenos días, personas

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Written by Heftig on 2025-01-20 at 21:01

Tilinte

Gusnai💚

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Written by Heftig on 2025-01-20 at 12:39

Tanta pena al abandonar las otras redes. Yo me voy de los sitios y me importa un huevo.

Me estáis creando un complejo de insensible imposible de superar.

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Written by Heftig on 2025-01-20 at 11:34

Dejaos de presentaciones y meted cuchara

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Written by Heftig on 2025-01-20 at 11:29

Desembarco bueno el del Titanic

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Written by Heftig on 2025-01-20 at 11:27

Avisadme cuando se acabe quillo, se hace aburrido tanta bienvenida y tanta presentación, cuando podamos volver a josear y salga Paco de su escondite ya si eso...

Don Pablo, Villar del Río

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Written by Heftig on 2025-01-20 at 10:04

A ver si no vamos a caber

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Written by Heftig on 2025-01-19 at 14:40

A callarse la boca

Buenas tardes, personas

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Written by Heftig on 2025-01-17 at 16:07

Get it on!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wZkTh_T75QY

[#]viernesdemusica

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Written by Heftig on 2025-01-17 at 12:54

Hablar por los reservaos en Mastodon es como tener dos grupos de whatssap y mandar el fotocacho al del trabajo

Caution Caution

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Written by Heftig on 2025-01-17 at 12:44

Conozco a alguien que me interesa seguir por afinidad, luego veo como intenta manipular maquillando los datos a su favor en vez de dejar que la gente tome sus decisiones libremente, y se me pasa.

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Written by Heftig on 2025-01-17 at 09:47

El orgasmo de un cerdo dura entre 20 y 40 minutos, de ahí viene lo de 'envidia cochina'.

Juancar, Experiencias Viagreras

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