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Written by Starfleet Press Office on 2025-01-27 at 15:25

"Well then logically.... the only thing you're worried about is that you might say yes!" ~Peter White

Homophobia really does make no sense at all.

Thanks Mr. Adorable Comedian. Couldn't have said it better.

So... Want a good time? ~Capt. SP

[#]Comedy #StandUp #CBCComedy

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Homophobia makes no sense | Pe...

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Written by Starfleet Press Office on 2025-01-27 at 14:55

Starfleet is monitoring the situation on New Pakled after its leaders declared themselves the "greatest in the quadrant" while tanking their own economy and picking fights they can’t win. Fed analysts predict an embarrassing backpedal by next year. ~Cmdr. BF

[#]PoliticalDelusion #Clowns #LLAP #SPO

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Written by Starfleet Press Office on 2025-01-21 at 16:56

Starfleet Command is baffled that this even needs to be said: Don’t be a Nazi. Don’t do Nazi salutes. Don’t flirt with Nazi ideology. Don't like it? Consider yourself unfit for duty. We will have O'Brien beam you directly into the nearest star. ~Lt. GK

[#]NazisAreBad #ZeroTolerance #LLAP #SPO

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Written by Starfleet Press Office on 2025-01-08 at 13:00

• Coughs* ~Capt. SP

[#]StarTrekMemes #DS9Memes #StarTrek #LLAP #SPO

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Written by Starfleet Press Office on 2025-01-08 at 02:48

Me when someone says Star Trek isn't very good

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:j6tseeasqjm7g542hibtkgfg/post/3lf73xhy4x22a

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Written by Starfleet Press Office on 2024-12-16 at 14:02

Starfleet extends our congratulations to Dr. Bashir and Tailor Garak. A reminder to all: love is not a malfunction, but if you’re experiencing uncontrolled whining, please report to Sickbay for immediate treatment. ~Cmdr. BF

[#]BashirAndGarak #Garashir #GetWokedOrWarpHome #GrowUp #StarTrek #LLAP #SPO

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Written by Starfleet Press Office on 2024-12-16 at 13:35

A Klingon baby sent to New Kansas admist Praxis' destruction has developed superpowers. Starfleet scientists confirm Praxonite fragments cause power fluctuations, however local officials have requested calm and fewer capes. ~LtCmdr. GG

[#]PraxisProblems #Superman #TwoDickKent #TrekScience #LLAP #SPO

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Written by Starfleet Press Office on 2024-12-15 at 13:26

For the record, if you don't like it, that's fine! But the second you start saying "It's not Real Star Trek" or "It missed the point of Star Trek" then you're just proving that YOU missed it all.

Infinite Strength in Infinite Diversity through Infinite Combinations.

That includes the shows.

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Written by Starfleet Press Office on 2024-12-15 at 13:24

It's still Star Trek and there's nothing you can do about it. Whether you like it or not, It's canon and always will be. You can't change it! Spore drive is real, Picard is an android, Wah, wah, wah. So sad for wittle babies who can't cope. ~Lt. GK

[#]StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #Gatekeepers #LLAP #SPO

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Written by Starfleet Press Office on 2024-12-02 at 11:34

Incoming reports from the Hobus Sector confirm that the USS Pasteur’s saucer section was separated and used by two massive green space hands for an impromptu baseball game. Starfleet commends the crew for staying in the strike zone. ~Cmdr. BF

[#]SpaceBaseball #StarTrek #BoldlyGo #LLAP #SPO

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Written by Starfleet Press Office on 2024-11-29 at 19:33

Reminder: Emotional support animals are welcome, but Klingon targs remain prohibited. Records of The Incident are classified at the highest level, and attempts to access them tend to result in... The Punishment. ~Cmdr. BF

[#]SupportWithSanity #UnresolvedMysteries #StarTrek #BoldlyGo #LLAP #SPO

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Written by Starfleet Press Office on 2024-11-29 at 19:11

Operations confirms that today’s station-wide comms outage was caused by someone asking the computer to “define irony.” ~Lt. GK

[#]BeCarefulWhatYouAsk #OpsLife #StarTrek #BoldlyGo #LLAP #SPO

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Written by Starfleet Press Office on 2024-11-29 at 13:07

Command has issued a formal arrest warrant for Elon Musk citing charges of disinformation, xenophobia, unethical AI development, environmental sabotage, and violating the Temporal Integrity Act by claiming to have “invented” warp drive. ~Capt. SP

[#]JusticeServed #StarTrek #BoldlyGo #LLAP #SPO

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Written by Starfleet Press Office on 2024-11-29 at 12:53

Vidiians report significant progress in phage eradication. Starfleet medical extends congratulations and encourages cultural exchanges... no organ swaps this time. ~Capt. SP

[#]MedicalMiracles #VidiianRelations #StarTrek #BoldlyGo #LLAP #SPO

(I may be on a Voyager kick)

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