I'm gonna send the exact same resume and coverletter. Only I'm going to remove all self-identification as a Black Trans woman, which I originally put in because it was relevant to the job description.
I don't want the damn job at this point. This is a social experiment.
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I applied to a job in May. They wanted 5-7 years experience, I have 15, and I hit every other mark they wanted and illustrated that. I also illustrated how I have experience managing teams like that. The response was that I was "not fully qualified" for the job.
The job is still open and "open until filled."
Y'all thought I was not qualified and 7 months later still can't fill that damn position? Y'all fucked.
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It's amazing how many women are telling me to just say it, and how many men are telling me to shut the fuck up about it.
This is now a social experiment. π€
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Y'all I can't fight global DNS anymore. I need to find a Black-run (or at least black friendly) server that'll let me be hungry for girldick without getting yelled at. Shout at me, y'all.
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How do you tell a woman whom you honestly think is one of the most beautiful women in the world that she's honestly one of the most beautiful women in the world without making things really weird by telling her something as absolutely batshit as "you are honestly one of the most beautiful women in the world?"
I'm asking for a friend.
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My tits are definitely not big enough.
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"Is your name Buffy, because I feel like my Hellmouth just opened."
Come on⦠that's funny, right?! I thought that was hysterical!
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Me: I'm sapphic
My pelvis: *coughs quietly
Me: I'm getting word that I'm bisexual now
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Okay, back to our regularly scheduled Terra Insanity, already in progress.
Any girls want to let me suck on their princess wand until it fills my mouth with cum?
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Oh, I know only drips come outβ¦Β I'll make you cum as many times as necessary to fill my mouth. If you die, you die.
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Fuck the conservatives.
Fuck the Supreme Court.
Fuck the bigots.
I'm going to survive just like the many generations of my Black ancestors survived: I'm going to live large, happy, and in plain fucking sight.
This bitch ain't hiding for fucking nobody.
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Has anyone with a neovagina and high pH found an oral probiotic or vaginal suppository that brings your pH down into a better range? Would love boosts.
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It's kind of stunning how much thigh gap envy I have of cis women.
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Jesus, gentle femdom is legit terrifying. Lots of praise and compliments and βthatβs a good girl?β Lots of asking the sub for consent and then making the sub ask (or beg!) for the things they consented to like touching and kissing and tasting?
βWould it be okay if I sit on your face?β¦ would you like that? Yes? Why donβt you ask me? Ask me to sit on your face.β
Dear god, that is about the most terrifying thing I ever heard of.
I canβt figure out whether Iβm getting wet from being turned on or from panicking. Does this really exist for real? Iβm legit hyperventilating just thinking of some girl doing that to me.
I would be fucking lost. Completely fucking lost. Holy shit. I would die.
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Made the mistake of reading about gentle femdom so Iβm hyperventilating in terror now. If one of them ever found me my life would be fucking over. Jesus.
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I want to go down on someone while they talk about groundwater contaminant fate and transport.
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Today's burning question: Is trichloroethylene still considered a PVC softener and is it realistic to suggest an angled borehole technique to avoid possible lower aquifer contamination during monitoring well installation?
This sounds really boring to most of you, but I'm so turned on right now thinking about this stuff y'all don't even know.
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Hey so this thing was on my daughterβs face until I blew it up with a pulse rifle should I be worried?
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Everytime I see something marketed wholesome as βFamily-owned,β I think of the Sackler family.
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There was a feast. Something like 1500 Wampanoag people helped the few Pilgrims, sharing their food and knowledge to help them survive.
50 years later, those pilgrims outnumbered the Wampanoag and, despite the pleas of their chief and the memory of the Wampanoag's aid, went to war in wholesale slaughter of them.
The fact that we celebrate this day and call it a "success" tells you everything you need to know about America.
Y'all motherfuckers act like Trump is a fucking surprise. Happy Thanksgiving or whatever.
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Say what you want about Christmas Music, but The Waitresses Christmas Wrapping is one of the best basslines in rock and I'll die on that hill of discarded Christmas trees.
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