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Written by ⌬⊹ 0x57e11a 📿🔧 :nixos::r_tomscott_point::r_kiss_girlxgirl::green: on 2025-01-23 at 22:29

@ame boost with alt text/post content (original poster didnt reply to request for alt text)

reddit post by u/hocobozos on r/csMajors:

My team’s intern just found a critical bug by shitposting in our codebase

So our summer intern (who I’m 90% sure is a professional shitposter moonlighting as a dev) just saved our entire authentication service by being, well, an absolute agent of chaos.

Background: We have this legacy auth system that’s been running since before TikTok existed. No one touches it. It’s documented in ancient Sanskrit and COBOL comments. The last guy who understood it fully left to become a yoga instructor in Peru.

Enter our intern. First week, he asks why our commit messages are so boring. Starts adding memes to his. Whatever, right? Then he begins leaving comments in the codebase like:

// TODO: Ask if this while loop has health insurance

// Here lies Sarah's hopes and dreams (2019-2022), killed by this recursive callThe senior devs were split between horrified and amused. But here’s where it gets good.

He’s reading through the auth code (because “the commit messages here are too normal, sus”) and adds this gem:

// fr fr no cap this base64 decode bussin

// wait... hold up... this ain't bussin at allTurns out his Gen Z spider-sense wasn’t just tingling for the memes. Man actually found a validation bypass that’s been lurking in our code since Obama’s first term. The kind of bug that makes security auditors wake up in cold sweats.

The best part? His Jira ticket title: “Auth be acting mad sus rn no cap frfr (Critical Security Issue)”

The worst part? We now have to explain to the CEO why “no cap frfr” appears in our Q3 security audit report.

The absolute kicker? Our senior security engineer’s official code review comment: “bestie… you snapped with this find ngl”

I can’t tell if this is the peak or rock bottom of our engineering culture. But I do know our intern’s getting a return offer, if only because I need to see what he’ll do to our GraphQL documentation.

RE: https://snug.moe/notes/a3cuq3s1u2rfz54t

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Written by ⌬⊹ 0x57e11a 📿🔧 :nixos::r_tomscott_point::r_kiss_girlxgirl::green: on 2025-01-22 at 03:18

"crypto enthusiast" but in the "encrypt your shit" way

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Written by ⌬⊹ 0x57e11a 📿🔧 :nixos::r_tomscott_point::r_kiss_girlxgirl::green: on 2025-01-21 at 07:38

sharj is doll mganet

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Written by ⌬⊹ 0x57e11a 📿🔧 :nixos::r_tomscott_point::r_kiss_girlxgirl::green: on 2025-01-08 at 22:26

cudlying sharj rn

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Written by ⌬⊹ 0x57e11a 📿🔧 :nixos::r_tomscott_point::r_kiss_girlxgirl::green: on 2024-12-30 at 18:46

waow

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Written by ⌬⊹ 0x57e11a 📿🔧 :nixos::r_tomscott_point::r_kiss_girlxgirl::green: on 2024-12-30 at 17:14

if @NetworkManager tells you to stop, you should just delete your socials at that point

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Written by ⌬⊹ 0x57e11a 📿🔧 :nixos::r_tomscott_point::r_kiss_girlxgirl::green: on 2024-12-30 at 06:46

wait it could just install lldb via nix and use that :neobot_woozy:

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Written by ⌬⊹ 0x57e11a 📿🔧 :nixos::r_tomscott_point::r_kiss_girlxgirl::green: on 2024-12-30 at 06:45

does anyone have experience in doing rust debugging in vscode on nixos?

codellb's downloaded binary isnt patched

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Written by ⌬⊹ 0x57e11a 📿🔧 :nixos::r_tomscott_point::r_kiss_girlxgirl::green: on 2024-12-28 at 19:04

the markdoll parser rn

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Written by ⌬⊹ 0x57e11a 📿🔧 :nixos::r_tomscott_point::r_kiss_girlxgirl::green: on 2024-12-28 at 01:43

manually implementing Send/Sync because Unique isn’t stable yet and NonNull is !Send/!Sync` :neobot_woozy:

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Written by ⌬⊹ 0x57e11a 📿🔧 :nixos::r_tomscott_point::r_kiss_girlxgirl::green: on 2024-12-27 at 17:03

• oma plush when

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Written by ⌬⊹ 0x57e11a 📿🔧 :nixos::r_tomscott_point::r_kiss_girlxgirl::green: on 2024-12-27 at 17:03

oh thats a blahaj

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Written by ⌬⊹ 0x57e11a 📿🔧 :nixos::r_tomscott_point::r_kiss_girlxgirl::green: on 2024-12-27 at 17:02

• key plush (plushkey?) when

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Written by ⌬⊹ 0x57e11a 📿🔧 :nixos::r_tomscott_point::r_kiss_girlxgirl::green: on 2024-12-25 at 19:55

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Written by ⌬⊹ 0x57e11a 📿🔧 :nixos::r_tomscott_point::r_kiss_girlxgirl::green: on 2024-12-25 at 18:13

steam game recording wasnt working, so it just took a look at what was recorded

all the audio is there, but the video ends very quickly, and it's.... the EAC loading screen.......

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Written by ⌬⊹ 0x57e11a 📿🔧 :nixos::r_tomscott_point::r_kiss_girlxgirl::green: on 2024-12-25 at 00:49

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Written by ⌬⊹ 0x57e11a 📿🔧 :nixos::r_tomscott_point::r_kiss_girlxgirl::green: on 2024-12-25 at 00:48

oh huh, it's not steam input that's causing this one's dualshock4 trackpad to work on the desktop, it's hyprland

hyprland decided "yeah thats a precision trackpad, so uhhh, precision trackpad things time"

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Written by ⌬⊹ 0x57e11a 📿🔧 :nixos::r_tomscott_point::r_kiss_girlxgirl::green: on 2024-12-11 at 09:08

this time now boostable!

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Written by ⌬⊹ 0x57e11a 📿🔧 :nixos::r_tomscott_point::r_kiss_girlxgirl::green: on 2024-12-11 at 09:07

"ah yes, the department of energy. specifically kinetic energy and directed energy"

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Written by ⌬⊹ 0x57e11a 📿🔧 :nixos::r_tomscott_point::r_kiss_girlxgirl::green: on 2024-12-10 at 07:20

"i love fucking software"

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