starting off this essay strong
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nahhhhh
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theyre just making job titles up at this point. what's next, fungus engineering ???
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if you designed this career website... KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (there's 30 menus i have to click)
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ran out of dryer sheets, so now im doing laundry with an anti static bracelet!!!!!!!! i hate getting shocked!!!!!!!!!!
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dad: "i dont use social media, it's for kids your age"
also dad: sends me 6 articles on linkedin per day
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of course the fedi subs tell you to never log in as root. they literally can't
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finally started talking with my old hypnotist again!!!!!!!!!! my trigger still worked after like half a year of disuse!!!!!!!!!! explain THAT, classical conditioning!!!!!!!!!!
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about to debug code i wrote 2 years ago. for all intents and purposes, i think i can safely say that it was written by a person that's no longer around. please wish me luck
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was talking with one of my american friends about how twitter is unusable because of all the onlyfans bots in the replies, and he went on about how it's particularly evil because porn objectifies women and men are conditioned to expect that. i kinda zoned out midway through and just blurted "wait, porn can have women in it???" without thinking....... if you would have looked up "bewilderment" in the dictionary, you would have seen a photo of the look i got. i might just be retarded or something
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