the world isn't far enough away, but this is nice
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this is the kind of cuteness i have to deal with on a regular basis
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type of girl who says "back when we were together" while crying on your chest in the dark.
type of girl who comes over after midnight for a slice of your cheesecake even though her boyfriend told her not to.
type of girl who probably started that fire.
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(i mean... i don't mind telling them about it, just not on christmas, and not on speakerphone)
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ahh, christmas.. the day i get to lie to everyone in my family about what i'm up to, because i don't feel like explaining polyamory
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you wanna wait in the car?
"no, i'll come in.."
because that way i can flirt with cute barista
"no!!! you have three girlfriends and i have zero!!"
"how does that work??!"
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telling her about shibari linux. that's where i tie her up and make her watch while i install linux on her laptop.
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(for the record, this poor girl didn't get any kisses at all, because she's sick.)
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(scene: the girl is sick)
is there anything you need? cough drops? soup? make me a list, i will fetch you stuff
yes maam
here's my list
kiss
kiss
2 kisses
another kiss
maybe a kiss
kiss
[redacted]
kiss
and a kiss
that's very cute, but do you have a real list, because now i've told c i'm going to the store
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feeling kinda dysphoric lately because no one will let me install linux on their computer.
...
i've threatened to put linux on her machine a few times while she's at work, how funny would it be if i configured her machine to boot a thumb drive distro?
(she'd probably kill me)
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this could be us
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me: not sure if flirting
girl #1: sounds like flirting to me
girl #2: absolutely 100% flirting
me: good thing her boyfriend doesn't know chemistry then :blobcatcoffee:
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somehow i'm in a conversation where i send oblique puns and she sends chemical diagrams of obscure brain chemicals
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dear reader: i imagine you're lying in bed, scrolling on your phone. maybe you're wearing pajamas, i don't know. maybe you've got a sweet kitty lying on you, stealing your body heat. maybe there's a girl lying next to you, looking at tiktoks, that seems nice. and maybe somewhere far away there's a girl who's thinking about you and that makes you warm in your belly. i wish all of that for you.
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you and me?
https://song.link/s/2gm5bQVt7gyoqo8jLlOIse
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i don't think i've shared this here, so here's my nerdy spine tattoo: a transistor for a trans sister
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we're back at the cute toy store for queer kids
her: what do you think this is?
me: probably a duck call
her: how do you know?
me: i know some things. wanna hear my duck call?
her: you can do a duck call??
me: i'm pretty rusty, but i'll try
her: ok, let's hear it
me: [clears throat]
me: [carefully makes a cone over my lips with my hands]
me: heyyyyyyyyyyy ducks!
her: god fucking damnit.
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"i think i heard my neighbor having sex today, kinda hot"
"i heard her like three more times today, and i hate it because im so fucking horny"
"i think she might be a sex worker, how can she have sex that often? it was like 8 times today. i hear men coming and going in the hall."
"i orgasm better than her, goddamn it, i can't work under these conditions!"
friends, it was just the refrigerator in her new apartment cycling.
"don't you fucking tell anyone!"
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"does anyone have a favorite source of writing prompts? creative writing particularly, although I would also take memoir/journal prompts."
i use messy queer women on the internet, your mileage may vary.
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she tells me she wants to hold me, so i fall asleep imagining a tangle of limbs and soft skin, fingers interlaced, my warm breath on her neck.
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