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Written by America (Sam's Version) on 2025-02-04 at 15:26

I'm finding it hard to care anymore. I know that's a luxury, but if MOST people in this country want Musk to be president, who am I to complain? I watch people on here talk about 'calling reps' and 'resisting' and I can't find the motivation anymore. His trade deal looks good to the people (even though it's not) and his popularity only seems to be growing. He's gutting USAID and most people don't care.

America has spoken.

This country is broken.

Who am I? πŸ˜•

[#]USpol #Trump #PresidentMusk

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Written by America (Sam's Version) on 2025-02-03 at 20:58

Just had this enlightening exchange. πŸ˜…

https://c.im/@michael_martinez/113941745191051903

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Written by America (Sam's Version) on 2025-02-03 at 13:40

I swear, LEFT WING news headlines are so annoying...

"FINALLY, TRUMP LEARNS A HARD LESSON"

Trump didn't learn shit. What the hell bullshit is...

"YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT TRUMP JUST SAID"

Bet I would. Does it have something to do with 'DEI' ?

"TEN THINGS TRUMP COULD DO TO HELP AMERICANS"

Is 'DIE' on that list? Is 'RESIGN IN SHAME' on the list?

"TRUMP'S LATEST CABINET PICK WILL SHOCK YOU"

Doubt it. Is it Kid Rock? Kevin Sorbo, Hannity? Bernie would shock me.

πŸ™„

[#]USpol #Trump #LeftWing

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Written by America (Sam's Version) on 2025-01-28 at 14:58

Trump on his shit again. Let me ask the right wingers a question. You've heard of 'Occam's Razor' right? The theory that the simplest explanation is probably the right one? So, what's more likely...

...that Trump is right about southern countries emptying their insane asylums to send the crazy people to America?

... or that Trump doesn't understand what the word 'ASYLUM' means, in regards to legal immigration? πŸ€”

[#]USpol #Immigration #AsylumIsARight #Trump

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Written by America (Sam's Version) on 2025-01-24 at 15:56

Every time I come across this guy's name, I giggle like a school kid. 🀭

[#]USpol #Republicans #Congress

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Written by America (Sam's Version) on 2025-01-21 at 14:02

This man's legacy will be that he sat on his hands for FOUR years and refused to protect us from what was coming. Imagine what the political climate would look like today if he had started legal proceedings immediately, instead of waiting to see if Trump would just 'go away' on his own. πŸ™„

Here's hoping we get a REAL primary for 2028, we can vote for someone who actually wants to protect the American people from fascism and will walk the walk. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

[#]USpol #Trump #Biden #Progress2028

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Written by America (Sam's Version) on 2025-01-20 at 19:21

BREAKING NEWS!! BIDEN PARDONS HIS WHOLE FAMILY!! BREAKING NEWS!! BREAKING NEWS!! TRUMP DECLARES WAR ON 'MILLIONS' OF ILLEGAL ALIEN CRIMINALS!! BREAKING NEWS!! TRUMP CALL FOR REINSTATEMENT OF ALL FIRED SERVICEMEN WHO REFUSED THE VACCINE!! BREAKING NEWS!! BREAKING NEWS!! TRUMP BACKING OUT OF CLIMATE ACCORDS AGAIN!! BREAKING NEWS!! TRUMP SAYS HE WILL TAKE BACK THE PANAMA CANAL!! BREAKING NEWS!! BREAKING NE-

Jesus Christ!! This is the dumbest timeline. πŸ™„

[#]USpol #BreakingNews #Trump #Inauguration

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Written by America (Sam's Version) on 2025-01-17 at 13:34

I'm sure he just picked three of his favorite celebrities, the ones that came to his mind first, but the fact that he didn't pick James Woods, Kevin Sorbo and Scott Baio is fuckin' hilarious. πŸ˜…

[#]Trump #Hollywood #USpol

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Written by America (Sam's Version) on 2025-01-14 at 14:06

To everyone on here holding out hope that Hegseth won't be confirmed today.. I envy you. Genuinely. I envy the fact that you still have hope that Trump won't get his way on every little thing he wants over the next four years.

Hegseth will be confirmed, McMahon will be confirmed, Kid Rock will be confirmed, Joe Rogan will become Secretary of the Treasury, it's all chaos. Nothing is stopping him now. We can't do anything but buckle the fuck up. πŸ€ͺ

[#]USpol #SecretaryOfDefense #Trump

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Written by America (Sam's Version) on 2025-01-13 at 14:35

"Mastodon’s CEO and creator is handing control to a new nonprofit organization"

Okay... and who owns this 'non-profit' ??

I swear, if some rich asshole ruins #Mastodon, I'm just gonna go FULL Green Arrow on these fuckin' oligarchs. 🀬

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Written by America (Sam's Version) on 2025-01-10 at 16:33

"Trump Sentenced in Hush Money Case But Judge Declines to Impose Punishment"

... YOU HAD ONE JOB!!

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[#]USpol #Trump #TrumpIsACriminal

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Written by America (Sam's Version) on 2025-01-08 at 15:50

"Jack Smith to release his report on Trump's -"

Yeah, so what? Who fuckin' cares anymore?

Remember when James Comey was gonna put Trump in jail? Remember when Robert Mueller was gonna put Trump in jail? We've proven time and time again that NONE OF THIS MATTERS!

He's NOT going to JAIL. Not in his lifetime. He's gonna die in power and the harder we fight that, the stronger he gets.

Sorry, but America is broken. All we can do is wait for him to die. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

[#]USpol #Trump #DOJReport

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Written by America (Sam's Version) on 2025-01-08 at 13:51

The rest of the country: "We need to do things how Nebraska does them. Why can't we just move to Nebraska where democracy still exists?"

As a resident, I'd just like to say, um no. No thank you. Don't come here. We're good without all that shit messing us up. Our cities are mostly blue and our rural areas are mostly red. We don't really fight about stupid things like masks or abortion. We have an ag-based economy and are mostly insulated from bullshit.

[#]USpol #Nebraska #Democrats #Republicans

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Written by America (Sam's Version) on 2025-01-07 at 17:32

"BREAKING: Trump says name of the Gulf of Mexico will be changed to Gulf of America"

Siri, does the President have the authority to change the name of a body of water?

'No, the US Board of Geographic Names decides this.'

Who appoints the head of the Board of Geographic Names?

'The Secretary of the Interior.'

Who appoints the Secretary of the Interior?

'The President of the United States.'

πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

[#]USpol #Trump #Government

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Written by America (Sam's Version) on 2025-01-06 at 19:23

This is how you win an election. Have an unforgettable name. πŸ˜…

[#]USpol #Republicans

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Written by America (Sam's Version) on 2025-01-04 at 19:19

So, my conservative father-in-law purchased a #MyPillow for his wife and now he gets harassed daily (phone and email) to donate. He considers it the most regrettable purchase he's ever made. πŸ˜…

Also, the pillow is just a bullshit pillow (nothing special about it) and his wife has given it to her dogs. 🀣

[#]USpol #Republicans #Conservatives #MAGA

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Written by America (Sam's Version) on 2025-01-03 at 13:31

Republican Congress when a Democrat is President:

'BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK Everything!! Doesn't matter what it is or who it helps! We can't let them get credit for anything good coming out of this administration.'

Republican Congress when a Republican is President:

'Come on, guys. Can't we all just get along? Just give them a chance. Why won't you work with us? Why do you hate America? We would never act like this.'

[#]USpol #RepublicansAreTheProblem #DemocratsArentMuchBetter #Congress

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Written by America (Sam's Version) on 2024-12-10 at 19:28

I mean, if he's been at all a victim of the US healthcare system a good lawyer could argue this was 'self defense' πŸ€”

[#]USpol #HealthcareCrisis #LuigiMangione #MedicareForAll #VigilanteShit

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Written by America (Sam's Version) on 2024-12-05 at 13:53

UPDATE: Killer of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson wrote "deny", "defend" and "depose" on shell casings - ABC

Not gonna lie. That's some cold-blooded shit right there. If you don't know, that's a reference to the motto of those shady insurance companies. 'Deny' the claim, 'Defend' your denial and 'Depose' in court. That's like the ultimate 'FAFO' 😎

[#]EatTheRich #CorporateGreed #UnitedHealthcare

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Written by America (Sam's Version) on 2024-12-04 at 20:26

So, the CEO of United Healthcare was intentionally using 'AI' with a 90% error rate to deny elderly people's healthcare and today he was gunned down on the street and killed in a targeted attack.

Sounds like justice to me. Maybe if corporations could stop putting profits ahead of people's lives they wouldn't have to worry about this kind of vigilante justice. πŸ€”

[#]USpol #CorporateGreed #EatTheRich

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