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Written by Tyrion 🍺 on 2025-01-31 at 01:59

last night i dreamed

about clipping through walls

it's weird

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Written by Tyrion 🍺 on 2025-01-31 at 01:55

its liek theres bots and bots and no human around

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Written by Tyrion 🍺 on 2025-01-31 at 01:54

people

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Written by Tyrion 🍺 on 2025-01-27 at 13:56

I dreamed about an evil monkey person stalking me in a maze-like house. It would slide sideways and giving me its back, which made it creepier. I'm blaming Robbie Williams for this.

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Written by Tyrion 🍺 on 2025-01-26 at 18:28

If you haven't already: if being sober is extremely important to you, please unfollow and mute me. (Block me as well, if necessary.)

This is for your own good. I am not safe for you.

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Written by Tyrion 🍺 on 2025-01-25 at 01:06

Milei got really emboldened by Trump and Musk's arrival to the White House. The transphobic shit at the government level is increasing.

Trans people are like the 0.04% of the population here, but apparently we're super powerful and we gotta be destroyed.

I will never forgive the people in my life who have voted for Milei and Trump, especially my parents.

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Written by Tyrion 🍺 on 2025-01-21 at 06:35

Question,

Can I make my Signal account anonymous if I registered before they allowed usernames? It's currently linked to my phone number, and therefore I never use it because I don't want to give it away.

I'll research this tomorrow, but if someone already did figured it out and wants to point the way, it would be awesome.

[#]Signal

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Written by Tyrion 🍺 on 2025-01-20 at 20:13

One of my dreams this morning was that I turned into a werewolf. I tried talking to someone but my words sounded like growling, so they ran away screaming in terror. I followed after them, trying to explain that I'm not being aggressive.

I don't think that was a good idea. 😅

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Written by Tyrion 🍺 on 2025-01-16 at 16:02

If the CEO of a coffee company one day started saying that coffee should be made out of turds, and expressed support for a political candidate of Shitland, you bet your ass that coffee enthusiasts wouldn't be going "well, it's his political opinion, that won't affect me in any way!" They'd be looking at their cups with suspicion.

Only the shit eaters would be happy.

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Written by Tyrion 🍺 on 2025-01-15 at 16:57

Well, Proton showed its true colors.

https://old.reddit.com/r/ProtonMail/comments/1i1zjgn/so_that_happened/

[#]Proton #Privacy

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Written by Tyrion 🍺 on 2025-01-08 at 01:58

yknow what we need, the drunk club

@drunk #drunk

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Written by Tyrion 🍺 on 2025-01-08 at 01:33

The only bad thing about this is that there's no online place to hang out while drunk.

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Written by Tyrion 🍺 on 2025-01-08 at 01:32

Ahhh, it's been a while... 🍺

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Written by Tyrion 🍺 on 2024-12-31 at 22:20

So now I'm hungry and don't have a lot of stuff to eat.

I should have ordered pizza last night. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Written by Tyrion 🍺 on 2024-12-26 at 02:18

I'm rewatching Cosmos. And every time something catches my attention and I go to look it up, I find out through my browser history that I already looked it up last time I rewatched Cosmos.

😑

[#]Cosmos

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Written by Tyrion 🍺 on 2024-12-21 at 08:05

I dreamed I went to an American university with nothing more than a can of pea soup.

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Written by Tyrion 🍺 on 2024-12-20 at 17:32

"Mice, we called them then. The older thieves were fools who thought no further than turning a night’s plunder into wine. Varys preferred orphan boys and young girls. He chose the smallest, the ones who were quick and quiet, and taught them to climb walls and slip down chimneys. He taught them to read as well. We left the gold and gems for common thieves. Instead our mice stole letters, ledgers, charts … later, they would read them and leave them where they lay. Secrets are worth more than silver or sapphires, Varys claimed. Just so. I grew so respectable that a cousin of the Prince of Pentos let me wed his maiden daughter, whilst whispers of a certain eunuch’s talents crossed the narrow sea and reached the ears of a certain king. A very anxious king, who did not wholly trust his son, nor his wife, nor his Hand, a friend of his youth who had grown arrogant and overproud. I do believe that you know the rest of this tale, is that not so?"

"Much of it," Tyrion admitted. "I see that you are somewhat more than a cheesemonger after all."

~ excerpt from A Dance With Dragons, Tyrion II, by George RR Martin

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Written by Tyrion 🍺 on 2024-12-20 at 14:07

"So what would you have us do?" his sister demanded.

"Very little. Let them whisper, they'll grow bored with the tale soon enough. Any man with a thimble of sense will see it for a clumsy attempt to justify usurping the crown. Does Stannis offer proof? How could he, when it never happened?" Tyrion gave his sister his sweetest smile.

"That's so," she had to say. "Still…"

"Your Grace, your brother has the right of this." Petyr Baelish steepled his fingers. "If we attempt to silence this talk, we only lend it credence. Better to treat it with contempt, like the pathetic lie it is. And meantime, fight fire with fire."

Cersei gave him a measuring look. "What sort of fire?"

"A tale of somewhat the same nature, perhaps. But more easily believed. Lord Stannis has spent most of his marriage apart from his wife. [...] [If] we put it about that her daughter is baseborn and Stannis a cuckold, [...] the smallfolk are always eager to believe the worst of their lords, particularly those as stern, sour, and prickly proud as Stannis Baratheon.

[...]

"Ser Axell might serve for Shireen's father, but in my experience, the more bizarre and shocking a tale the more apt it is to be repeated. Stannis keeps an especially grotesque fool, a lackwit with a tattooed face.

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Written by Tyrion 🍺 on 2024-12-20 at 13:23

A tumult of sound drowned his last words, a rolling thunder of rage and fear and hatred that engulfed them from all sides. "Bastard!" someone screamed at Joffrey, "bastard monster." Other voices flung calls of "Whore" and "Brotherfucker" at the queen, while Tyrion was pelted with shouts of "Freak" and "Halfman." Mixed in with the abuse, he heard a few cries of "Justice" and "Robb, King Robb, the Young Wolf," of "Stannis!" and even "Renly!" From both sides of the street, the crowd surged against the spear shafts while the gold cloaks struggled to hold the line. Stones and dung and fouler things whistled overhead. "Feed us!" a woman shrieked. "Bread!" boomed a man behind her. "We want bread, bastard!" In a heartbeat, a thousand voices took up the chant. King Joffrey and King Robb and King Stannis were forgotten, and King Bread ruled alone. "Bread," they clamored. "Bread, bread!"

~ excerpt from A Clash of Kings, Tyrion IX, by George RR Martin

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Written by Tyrion 🍺 on 2024-12-20 at 13:21

"Behind the Black Wall, lords of ancient blood sleep poorly, listening as their kitchen slaves sharpen their long knives. Slaves grow our food, clean our streets, teach our young. They guard our walls, row our galleys, fight our battles. And now when they look east, they see this young queen shining from afar, this breaker of chains."

~ excerpt from A Dance With Dragons, Tyrion VI, by George RR Martin

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