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Written by Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel on 2025-02-01 at 21:15

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

“Knowledge is dangerous, which is why governments often clamp down on people who can think thoughts above a certain caliber.”

Terry Pratchett —‘The Last Continent’

Tonight’s meme reflects the fact that I went to an ‘all you can eat’ Chinese restaurant for a late lunch & now feel very chonky, & pleasantly replete!

Where ever you are in your day I hope you’re enjoying it! 😊🫶🐿️🖖

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Written by Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel on 2025-02-01 at 20:06

@DebR thanks for the follow 👍🖖 #TheMammutMoves

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Written by Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel on 2025-02-01 at 08:25

[#]MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Up early this morning despite not getting much sleep because we need something like 4 hours to get ready to go out apparently.

So off out to a family birthday lunch, really not up for it but will make the effort.

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖

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Written by Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel on 2025-01-31 at 21:15

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

I’m in no way saying that there are any tomes in the Squirrel Den, & will not admit nor deny that we have a chest freezer full of books ….

“All books of magic have a life of their own. Some of the really energetic ones can’t simply be chained to the bookshelves; they have to be nailed shut or kept between steel plates.

Or, in the case of the volumes on tantric sex magic for the serious connoisseur, kept under very cold water to stop them bursting into flames and scorching their severely plain covers. “

Terry Pratchett — ‘Eric’.

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Written by Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel on 2025-01-31 at 12:00

@peterainbow thanks for the follow 👍🖖 #TheMammutMoves

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Written by Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel on 2025-01-31 at 11:57

@LibertyForward1 😊🫶🐿️🖖

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Written by Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel on 2025-01-30 at 21:15

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Apropos absolutely nothing … 😇

“Every society needs a cry like that, but only in a very few do they come out with the complete, unvarnished version, which is “Remember-The-Atrocity-Committed-Against-Us-Last-Time-That-Will-Excuse-The-Atrocity-That-We’re-About-To-Commit-Today! And So On! Hurrah!”

― Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

I’m off, as you can see from tonight’s photo, to wash my hair!

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Written by Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel on 2025-01-30 at 08:52

[#]MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

It bright but cold here in deepest, darkes Yorkshire this morning.

I had a very disturbed night so don’t expect too much today.

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖

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Written by Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel on 2025-01-29 at 21:12

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

I felt the need to lift the mood, I have been dwelling on morbid subjects the last couple of nights. So for a change we’ll have a quote involving Susan D’eath:

(you’ll have noticed I type that with a completely straight face!)

“Just a minute," said Lobsang. "Who are you? Time has stopped, the world is given over to...fairy tales and monsters, and there's a schoolteacher walking around?"

"Best kind of person to have," said Susan. "We don't like silliness. Anyway, I told you. I've inherited certain talents."

"Like living outside of time?"

"That's one of them."

"It's a weird talent for a schoolteacher!"

"Good for marking, though," said Susan calmly.”

― Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

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Written by Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel on 2025-01-29 at 19:22

@staringatclouds

Happy instance move Star 🤗🥰

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Written by Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel on 2025-01-28 at 21:15

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Honestly tonight’s quote has no hidden connotations, he said with his fingers crossed behind his back:

“Down there - he said - are people who will follow any dragon, worship any god, ignore any inequity. All out of a kind of humdrum, everyday badness. Not the really high, creative loathsomeness of the great sinners, but a sort of mass-produced darkness of the soul. Sin, you might say, without a trace of originality. They accept evil not because they say yes, but because they don't say no.”

― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

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Written by Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel on 2025-01-28 at 10:27

[#]MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Feeling extremely bläh today so will be hiding away in some hole somewhere.

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖 @weirdfolks #WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

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Written by Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel on 2025-01-27 at 21:15

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Stumbling thru L-Space I happened upon this, which seemed strangely apt at the moment!

“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”

― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

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Written by Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel on 2025-01-27 at 11:28

This is SOOOO me today!!

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Written by Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel on 2025-01-27 at 11:19

[#]MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Gotta very fuzzy brain today, but I’ve made breakfast & done my other chores so I’ll see if I can escape into one of my virtual worlds.

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖 @weirdfolks #WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

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Written by Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel on 2025-01-26 at 21:15

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Tonights quote counts for anthropomorphic Squirrels too:

“One of the things forgotten about the human spirit is that while it is, in the right conditions, noble and brave and wonderful, it is also, when you get right down to it, only human.”

― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

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