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Written by Andy Clarke on 2025-02-05 at 06:59

Dropping off my Subaru so he can have new brakes fitted.

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Written by Andy Clarke on 2025-02-04 at 14:46

Yesterday is the greatest song ever written.

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Written by Andy Clarke on 2025-02-04 at 11:21

Overheard German cafe conversation: “Funfelgumpelpumpel ChatGPT. Schnickelpickelgickel AI. Schnetzelpretzelmetzel Large Language Models.”

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Written by Andy Clarke on 2025-02-04 at 10:23

This group of old German fellas in the bakery cafe have obviously meet up regularly to natter about football, politics, and shit. I envy them.

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Written by Andy Clarke on 2025-02-03 at 23:14

Tell me a big lie.

Me: I regret not taking up their offer to play with Motörhead.

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Written by Andy Clarke on 2025-02-03 at 12:40

My Subaru’s front brake is unsafe. Having it fixed in Germany before driving to Switzerland and home.

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Written by Andy Clarke on 2025-02-02 at 22:09

Developers! If you going to implement this design, how would you make the right pane load content independently of the left? And be able to to _target each pane from the other? (Like we used to do with frames.)

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Written by Andy Clarke on 2025-02-02 at 18:55

A client has asked me to base his website design around cartoon orangutans. That’s a first.

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Written by Andy Clarke on 2025-02-02 at 00:17

While I’m on the subject of classic rock, f—k me, Pink Floyd were amazing live.

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Written by Andy Clarke on 2025-02-01 at 21:55

I would like to say right now what a towering talent Meatloaf was.

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Written by Andy Clarke on 2025-02-01 at 12:56

I drank something new today. German Sausage soup. Verdict: Tasty if a bit greasy.

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Written by Andy Clarke on 2025-01-30 at 15:09

@anatudor It’s a Saxon afternoon!

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Written by Andy Clarke on 2025-01-30 at 12:02

I have German hair. Plus, I really like Germany. I could so easily live here.

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Written by Andy Clarke on 2025-01-27 at 17:10

👉 Yours truly over at the SQSP Themes blog:

5 Essential CSS rules for any Squarespace website

https://www.sqspthemes.com/blog/5-essential-css-rules-for-any-squarespace-website

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Written by Andy Clarke on 2025-01-27 at 17:04

👉 Yours truly over at CSS Tricks: Revisiting CSS Multi-Column Layout

https://css-tricks.com/revisiting-css-multi-column-layout/

It’s crazy to think that this is my first time writing for CSS Tricks.

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Written by Andy Clarke on 2025-01-24 at 15:03

You know what would help fix the UK economy? Rejoining the single market and customs union. But Labour don’t have the balls to suggest it.

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Written by Andy Clarke on 2025-01-23 at 14:12

I found a friend.

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Written by Andy Clarke on 2025-01-22 at 18:10

@nilsmielke Cannot find my way into the building!!! 😳

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Written by Andy Clarke on 2025-01-22 at 12:16

This is how to f—k up an app.

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Written by Andy Clarke on 2025-01-21 at 19:35

I’ll be at the meetup in Mainz tomorrow. Maybe I will see you there?

And in German:

I vill be at ze meet-up in Mainz tomorrow. Maybe I vill see you zerr?

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