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Written by Marlene Deepdish on 2025-01-30 at 04:11

I haven't had a drink since June. I still ride the bus though, and vape weed like a weed-vaping chimney.

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Written by Marlene Deepdish on 2025-01-29 at 01:04

I'm so mad (gestures at everything) I'm about to lose my ability to make sentences.

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Written by Marlene Deepdish on 2025-01-03 at 02:13

I didn't block you, I just routed your emails directly to my trash

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Written by Marlene Deepdish on 2025-01-02 at 03:25

Don't call them Generation Beta. First of all, who said Gen Alpha was over? Secondly, nobody wants to be Gen Second or Gen Not as Good. Or Gen Getting the Bugs Out. Let them grow up and name themselves. And while we're on the subject, is anyone gonna bother to name the people born in the late 1950s and early 60s? No? OK.

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Written by Marlene Deepdish on 2024-12-31 at 19:14

Is tonight a special occasion? Do I have to shower? Younger me would be ashamed and disappointed in how much I don't bathe. Current me is fine with it.

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Written by Marlene Deepdish on 2024-12-31 at 04:17

I would not seek help from Amazon medical unless I was literally bleeding out, and then they'd probably just slap a tourniquet on me because I don't have Prime

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Written by Marlene Deepdish on 2024-12-31 at 00:01

Nothing personal, and I know I need to work on myself and all, but

fuck your Stanley Tumbler

and stop lying that it's "leak-proof." I wish you a wet lap.

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Written by Marlene Deepdish on 2024-12-30 at 19:26

'Bout to start work, but today is different. Today I have the Desk Punching Bag from Target. The suction cup on the bottom doesn't work so good so I just pick it up and beat the desk with it. V satisfying.

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Written by Marlene Deepdish on 2024-12-30 at 15:16

🍷💨 Happy Birthday @tayfonay!!

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Written by Marlene Deepdish on 2024-12-27 at 17:52

Be the STFU you wish to hear in the world

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Written by Marlene Deepdish on 2024-12-24 at 16:08

10 am and I have neither seen nor heard hide nor hair of the Boomers.

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Written by Marlene Deepdish on 2024-12-24 at 15:02

Oh, and one more thing. Giddy up Jingle Horse, pick up the pace.

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Written by Marlene Deepdish on 2024-12-24 at 14:52

Merry Christmas Eve to all who celebrate! I'm actually getting both sets of parents out of the way today... and then tomorrow I volunteered to work like a dumbfuck. I think there's a dumbfuck bonus tho

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