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Written by fool on 2025-01-16 at 02:06

beware the Devil's Nap that leaves you groggy upon awakening and wired at bedtime

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Written by fool on 2025-01-12 at 04:27

the woke mind virus, also known as insomnia,

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Written by fool on 2024-11-19 at 17:22

Do you find it difficult to talk to your family and keep the conversation on pleasant topics that won't lead to strife? Try using the strategy I use: simply be irresistibly charismatic.

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Written by fool on 2024-10-11 at 22:19

I used to think that there was no conceivable justification for complaining about "woke" in video games, but I am reconsidering that stance on light of the announcement of the Nintendo Alarmo

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Written by fool on 2024-09-26 at 22:25

in software, mistakes are cheap, so we make as many as we can

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Written by fool on 2024-09-25 at 15:39

when they try to tell you good things about farming, that's cropaganda

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Written by fool on 2024-09-23 at 15:40

"fret not," said the bass guitarist

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Written by fool on 2024-09-10 at 20:01

Here's a fact about my youth: I regularly used the handle on the back of a Gamecube for its intended purpose. Why did they include this feature? It was for me.

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Written by fool on 2024-09-05 at 07:37

people keep demanding that I be awake at certain times

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Written by fool on 2024-09-04 at 20:27

One board member also owns an interest in a company that produces playing cards, top hats with false bottoms, fog machines, colorful scarves, and batons, and senses an opportunity.

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Written by fool on 2024-09-04 at 20:22

Tech investor goes to watch a stage magician. Sees an illusion where a hundred dollar bill appears to manifest inside an empty box. Afterward, the investor contacts the board of directors to report the astonishing sight, and impress upon them the tremendous opportunity it represents, but only if they act fast to appoint a CEO who will pivot the company to focus on stage magic.

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