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Written by Maria Liv ✏️ on 2025-01-20 at 20:24

Ok, so if you just woke up from a coma, you might want to go back.

[#]USPol

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Written by Maria Liv ✏️ on 2025-01-20 at 15:22

Summary of 2025 so far: It sucks fox balls.

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Written by Maria Liv ✏️ on 2025-01-19 at 20:25

I’ve fallen in love with an apartment. Isn’t she beautiful? 🥰😭

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Written by Maria Liv ✏️ on 2025-01-16 at 13:32

Existing in January - a horror story.

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Written by Maria Liv ✏️ on 2025-01-10 at 15:20

I went to renew my drivers license today, and I look really mean in the picture. Like in a stuck up and condescending way. Apparently I also have a newly discovered double shin.

I don't know if there's anything less flattering than pictures for passports and drivers license.

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Written by Maria Liv ✏️ on 2025-01-09 at 23:31

At some point

my silent anger

turned into rage

hot as lava

scratching me

from within

My blue eyes

turned yellow

long ago and now

I am sharpening

my claws

when no one

is watching

My heart

is a ball of fire

and if you cross me

I might destroy you

[#]Poetry #Art #MastoArt #Writing

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Written by Maria Liv ✏️ on 2025-01-08 at 19:52

I thought the incoming US government would at least last until February.

[#]USPol

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Written by Maria Liv ✏️ on 2025-01-04 at 02:23

When you think that all these drones are your space family FINALLY coming to rescue you, and you suddenly see a ship right above your house, and then it turns out it's only Venus.

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Written by Maria Liv ✏️ on 2025-01-04 at 00:43

Can someone please tell me why everyone else look super cute in their wooly hats, while I just look like a condom?

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Written by Maria Liv ✏️ on 2025-01-02 at 23:00

I tried to speak up

I tried to keep my mouth shut

I tried to say I am sorry

and to stop apologising

I tried collagen and yoga

dumbbells and diving

from heights that scare me

But it never became

any clearer to me

People are moving fast

outside my windows

but I am still the book

whose pages are torn

and I still wear

those same old jeans

I am still thinking about

the things I said or did

to those I once met

but whose names

I have forgotten

[#]Poetry #MastoArt #Art #Writing

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Written by Maria Liv ✏️ on 2025-01-01 at 23:16

Moving is imo on the same anxiety level as divorce and death.

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Written by Maria Liv ✏️ on 2024-12-29 at 12:43

I want to go home, sit on my sofa with a fuzzy blanket, and have a cup of hot chocolate with a bit of gin in it.

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Written by Maria Liv ✏️ on 2024-12-27 at 01:49

Thank you, print from painting. Paint and sand on canvas, digital colours.

[#]MastoArt #Art #FediArt#Painting #DigitalArt

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Written by Maria Liv ✏️ on 2024-12-26 at 21:01

FOBI: Fear Of Being Included

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Written by Maria Liv ✏️ on 2024-12-23 at 20:10

When you think there’s no hope anymore, just think about the lobsters that were in the Titanic aquarium.

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Written by Maria Liv ✏️ on 2024-12-17 at 17:49

With 2025 approaching, I am still deciding if I should be the bigger person, or the bigger problem

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Written by Maria Liv ✏️ on 2024-12-15 at 02:21

Tonight I unpublished my eBooks from Amazon. Because to me, kissing the ring of the orange faced devil is not acceptable.

So at the moment the only way to buy my books is from me. And I will publish two more after Christmas. :ablobcatheartsqueeze:

https://marialivgallery.com/books/

[#]MastoArt #Art #Books #Writing #FediArt

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Written by Maria Liv ✏️ on 2024-12-12 at 20:37

I just learned about “the freezer spell”:

Sometimes certain people can be a little annoying. So if you have someone particular in mind, write this persons name on a piece of paper, and put it in the freezer.

The person on the paper is said to disappear. Maybe we all should try?

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Written by Maria Liv ✏️ on 2024-12-12 at 19:04

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDe1HK7A86p/?igsh=MXdpYWM5aTQzNTNneQ==

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Written by Maria Liv ✏️ on 2024-12-12 at 19:03

But Maria, why do you think that Luigi Mangione is just a fall guy? I mean, who doesn’t put ALL of the evidence in a new backpack, and then go to McDonald’s to work on their manifesto?

[#]UnitedHealthCare

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