my gf: [sing-songy voice] "I'll get the glove, we'll do the thing. I have to sneeze." [she starts cracking up laughing at herself]
me: "You just canceled your sneeze by laughing so hard, didn't you?"
her: ".. yes"
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gf just now: "don't look at me - I don't know things or remember stuff!"
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@apps hi! I was just wondering how things are going and if you still think push notifs might be fixed anytime soon?
I still primarily use fedilab, and have moshidon installed for push notifs
I've been unable to recommend fedilab to people recently though, as I can't expect them to do the same thing I'm doing as a workaround
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thinking about how "cashing out" and "cashing in" mean basically the same thing
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took a look at twitter, and was surprised to see it seems Bob Watcher has finally largely shut up when it comes to COVID stuff? so at least one good thing happened recently
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please mask up with a well-fitting KN95 or N95 to protect others, and also yourself
LC is a major threat to everyone, but some people are at more risk than others. I, for one, absolutely cannot afford to get it again.
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quick reminder that if you get a "cold" right now, it is particularly likely to be COVID
yes, even if you test negative on a RAT, which are notorious for false negatives
yes, even if it's just a scratchy throat or a runny nose - acute COVID can present a whole lot of ways
but, after all, it's the Long #COVID you want to be wary of.
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what are the go-to pm2.5 / pm10 meters y'all have?
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rip,.time to close everything up I guess
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Why do they call it a needle even though, clearly, neesharp?
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having now seen The VVitch and The Lighthouse, I have no choice but to come to the conclusion that Robert Eggers has a dirt-eating kink that he engaged in through his work
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I had applied to get one for free a long time ago to potentially help with my chronic headache, or possibly trauma stuff - and just got word I'm near the front of the waiting list and it has me more scared of the possible permanent and severe side effects and it would really help to hear some experiences from other people to see if I should go through with it or not
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do any of you have any experience with getting a Stellate Ganglion Block? whether for yourself or someone else
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Thinking about how, when visiting my mom's for chanukkah on Monday, she was talking about how silly and weird the cats are, and then said something that left me and my gf speechless:
"and, you know? I don't see Luna drink water that often. I think it's because she takes it in rectally and absorbs it through her butt. You know, she loves to sit in my sink when it's wet - not damp, but wet, and that must be it"
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a. a royal flush
(this second one is brought to you by my gf in response to the first,)
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a. the royal wee
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shared with permission
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wait, why would something going "tits up" be bad?
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me to my gf: "okay count down from 3,"
her, trying to be coy: "3...... 2...... 2 and a half.... ... ... ... wait, that's higher.."
me: "holy shit, you're such a bimbo, I love you. incredible"
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Be safe out there y'all
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