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Written by CheapPontoon on 2025-02-02 at 23:56

[#]HotTake #nba

The trade was Kyrie’s idea.

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Written by CheapPontoon on 2025-01-30 at 13:51

[#]FloodTheZone by cutting off all government spending so you can cut off aid to #Ukraine and nobody notices you're following orders from #Putin

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Written by CheapPontoon on 2025-01-27 at 23:20

Let’s all start uploading selfies to AI, but with a couple of extra photoshopped fingers. Make #AI doubt what a humanoid is.

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Written by CheapPontoon on 2025-01-21 at 01:40

No way #notreDame wins this game. They’re overmatched. I’ll check the score at halftime and probably snag an early bedtime.

#NotreDame #OhioState

[#]cfb #CollegeFootball @cfb

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Written by CheapPontoon on 2025-01-20 at 22:06

[#]USPolitics #Trump #WaPo

They're not even bothering with the "We want you back" emails. They're just straight up trolling.

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Written by CheapPontoon on 2025-01-17 at 12:09

Find small things that give you perseverance.

[#]ClimateChange

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jan/14/volkswagen-van-palisades-fire?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

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Written by CheapPontoon on 2025-01-16 at 20:38

Taking someone to the airport at 6am sometimes is the best way to show you love them. I'll treasure this time with my octagenarian mother.

[translation: goddammit doesn't she have any friends?]

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Written by CheapPontoon on 2025-01-16 at 07:29

Stock analysts feeling so capitalist-patriotic over multinational corporation launch mixed success.

Panama based tax entity breaks out champagne.

[#]BlueOrigin

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Written by CheapPontoon on 2025-01-14 at 02:40

[#]rams should call timeout. #Vikings might given the ball back one more time.

[#]nfl

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Written by CheapPontoon on 2025-01-13 at 02:19

Nobody can tell.

[#]FakeHairColorFactsAndTraits

[#]HashTagGames

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Written by CheapPontoon on 2025-01-12 at 13:30

Recipe for Whiskey Marmalade:

Buy a jar of marmalade. Put some whiskey in it.

[I have been tried it yet. Let me know if this works.]

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Written by CheapPontoon on 2025-01-12 at 02:45

Pimple Poppin’ Daddies

[#]RuinABand

[#]HashTagGames

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Written by CheapPontoon on 2025-01-03 at 21:52

[#]Spotify banned me a couple of years ago for illegally downloading songs so I've been trying to train Amazon #music

[#]AmazonMusic should ask me why I click ❤️ on a song but I skip it the next time it comes up.

I'm not fickle. I just don't want to hear the same damn songs again. I want to hear songs LIKE that song.

For me, we'll have achieved #AGI when Amazon figures that out.

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Written by CheapPontoon on 2025-01-01 at 15:47

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Written by CheapPontoon on 2024-12-31 at 06:28

Notice when media and speakers consider you a consumer as opposed to a citizen.

Consumers would burn the planet. Citizens would not.

[#]climatechange

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Written by CheapPontoon on 2024-12-30 at 08:03

Does anyone have a favorite artisanal Velveeta?

@StefanThinks

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Written by CheapPontoon on 2024-12-26 at 14:42

Hungry Hungry Hippo

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Written by CheapPontoon on 2024-12-25 at 23:39

Oh wow, I just watched the wrong Bruce Willis movie. There was no Christmas in this movie at all.

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Written by CheapPontoon on 2024-12-22 at 13:02

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Written by CheapPontoon on 2024-12-19 at 19:36

Aw.

[#]Cats

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