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Written by TessiaEks (Is ill) on 2025-02-01 at 21:56

"No offfence but if if I were high I would throw up."

Is a competent.

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Written by TessiaEks (Is ill) on 2025-02-01 at 20:25

"Yeh I pulled you over for drunk driving... please walk in a straight line."

"What if I raise you a house of cards?"

I can do it now mfer!!

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Written by TessiaEks (Is ill) on 2025-02-01 at 20:02

"Tess, go home ur drunk"

"Would a drunk person do this mother fucker?!?!?!"

Note: bar patrons do not cheer a second time: bring 2 sets of cards.

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Written by TessiaEks (Is ill) on 2025-02-01 at 19:34

I couldnt physically make it any higher... I should absolutely carry 2 decks of cards on me at any time ...

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Written by TessiaEks (Is ill) on 2025-02-01 at 19:00

I got bored.

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Written by TessiaEks (Is ill) on 2025-02-01 at 14:13

How does one identify DEI within a business?

Like say an airline has 100% white men as employees. Is there DEI there?

As a white person, if you see a black person as an airline pilot do you believe they are incompetent?

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Written by TessiaEks (Is ill) on 2025-01-31 at 18:56

Why are some cops feeling betrayed by Trump pardening of all the Jan6 ers?

Like at least a dozen of the rioters WERE active cops XD

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Written by TessiaEks (Is ill) on 2025-01-31 at 18:45

Those who believe that there are two biological genders probably also believe marriage can only be between one man and one woman.

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Written by TessiaEks (Is ill) on 2025-01-31 at 15:02

Prisons should be nationalised. If you're against me you're a capitalist.

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Written by TessiaEks (Is ill) on 2025-01-30 at 03:10

• drunk me tryna solve murdersor smthn idk*

My relative was apparently killed by Paul Hill who married the daughter of assassinated US president JFK :0

Although they were cleared of the offences after being beaten by police I discovered..

• Paul Hill was a member of the IRA (or rumored to be) and (also rumored to be part of the Guildford four.)

Edit: okay conflicting info....

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Written by TessiaEks (Is ill) on 2025-01-30 at 03:02

"So we're gonna do a two truths and a lie..."

"Oh shit this is cool..... my family member was assassinated by a semi-famous person. And is mentioned by name in a declassified FBI document."

"Okay.... that could be a truth just cus of how specific it was."

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Written by TessiaEks (Is ill) on 2025-01-30 at 02:52

"Nah I'm straight"

• any fit woman choppin' wood*

I :blobaww:

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Written by TessiaEks (Is ill) on 2025-01-30 at 02:18

Shit 2010 WAS 15 YEARS ago!!!@@@@@!!!!

Meaning anyone that lived through the 90s is like 50 years old!!! :000

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Written by TessiaEks (Is ill) on 2025-01-30 at 02:15

Omg I'm on this 12 week young adult course...

And I wrote my name down as Tessia... ppl call me Tess (or Tessia-Elise) and they just asked me what kinda name it was :00

Bruh I'm #trans I don't look up the entomology of names.

I went...

Elise -- Tess -- Tessa -- Tessia -- Tessia-Elise

Someone called me "Taz" or "Tesse" (both male (asian?) names) and I find I keep responding to when someone says "yes".

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Written by TessiaEks (Is ill) on 2025-01-30 at 02:07

What is the name "Kit" short for?

So my name is Tessia- Elise and I go by Tess (or Tessia-Elise (yah kno depends))....

Well I realised Tessia.... Tessia comes from the name "Theresa".... which I didn't know.

Theresa is like Margret and sound really old lol. Ow no.

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Written by TessiaEks (Is ill) on 2025-01-30 at 01:57

"It's a good film, George Clooney is in it."

Me: " The actor from the film Red Surf (1990)"

"The huh what now?"

Red surf actually was a good film as I remember. I think it had Clooney in a single scene and he died tbh.

But I'm thinking the main character was Clooney tbf..... GOOD FILM but I think Crash and burn is a good film.

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Written by TessiaEks (Is ill) on 2025-01-30 at 01:19

Slavic people speaking English is kinda hawt sometimes.... wait what's the difference between Baltik and Slavic?... are Polish Baltik?

• All the things she said - t.A.T.u

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Written by TessiaEks (Is ill) on 2025-01-30 at 01:16

Me: "Why am i so fucking insecure?!"

Also me: "What nah hey you good?"

Me imposter syndrome: "nah let em cook"

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Written by TessiaEks (Is ill) on 2025-01-30 at 01:10

Not in a selfish way... obviously I should be more content.

I find myself thinking I should be more like my sister and jokingly say "oh well shit I can't be her." (Or something.).

I just feel like I'm such an insecure person :(

.... like mentally.... physically I am actually quite confident.

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Written by TessiaEks (Is ill) on 2025-01-30 at 01:02

• Listens to Ssven nation army by White Stripes*

"Idaho? ... is that where potatoes are?"

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