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Written by Alexis on 2025-01-21 at 17:33

bio: "kindness costs nothing"

posts: not a single content warning to be seen

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Written by Alexis on 2025-01-21 at 17:05

Remember kids: Bragging about doing crimes increases the odds of getting caught.

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Written by Alexis on 2025-01-16 at 17:21

tl;dr: Today I learned that "right-wing catholic patriot" is what white Americans call a fascist.

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Written by Alexis on 2025-01-16 at 17:18

"Pinochet was ABSOLUTELY based."

"Pinochet was NOT a fascist. He was a Right-Wing Catholic Patriot."

Jesus Hubert Chrysler, the logic knots people tie themselves into to hide their own shit from themselves.

For those unaware, Pinochet was a fascist piece of shit who led the 1973 Chilean coup deposing democratically elected President Salvador Allende. He's most well known for using "helicopter rides" to execute people.

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Written by Alexis on 2025-01-16 at 03:34

Huh.

I can only find one example of a taur on a motorcycle.

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Written by Alexis on 2025-01-15 at 19:39

Public service announcement:

Do not microwave metal. Of any kind. Foil, utensils, containers, doesn't matter.

Metal in the microwave causes plasma physics.

Simply do not.

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Written by Alexis on 2025-01-14 at 03:52

"military grade himbo" implies a himbo provided by the lowest bidder that technically meets all requirements while remaining under budget.

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Written by Alexis on 2025-01-14 at 03:00

• presses lips to microphone*

Trans men don't have to be twinks. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

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Written by Alexis on 2025-01-13 at 04:06

My body is a temple,

Ancient, crumbling, and haunted by at least one tortured soul.

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Written by Alexis on 2025-01-12 at 03:41

mixing bleach and ammonia

DO NOT EVER DO THIS BY THE WAY

IT CREATES A LITERAL CHEMICAL WEAPON

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Written by Alexis on 2025-01-12 at 03:38

copying your ass

because that glass is probably not rated for the weight of an adult

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Written by Alexis on 2025-01-12 at 03:37

opening the breaker panel when you're not on maintenance

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Written by Alexis on 2025-01-12 at 03:35

Remember, "not safe for work" varies from workplace to workplace.

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Written by Alexis on 2025-01-12 at 03:34

forklift jousting

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Written by Alexis on 2025-01-12 at 03:23

• throws a tennis ball across the federated timeline*

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Written by Alexis on 2025-01-12 at 01:14

"No gods, no masters!" in the streets,

"Oh gods! Yes, Mistress!" in the sheets

:anarchism:

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Written by Alexis on 2025-01-11 at 20:40

no I wasn't kidding about the plastic straws either

paper straws existed long before plastic ones

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Written by Alexis on 2025-01-10 at 21:38

Casual reminder to all Switch owners: Cycle your cartridge collection through the system at least once a year. They use volatile storage. It's just not as volatile as others.

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Written by Alexis on 2025-01-09 at 03:43

Paywalls kill.

:anarchism:

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Written by Alexis on 2025-01-08 at 20:44

are you angry?

good. you should be.

use your anger to keep warm. but keep an eye on it. like any fire, it can burn you.

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