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Written by Jason Nucciarone on 2025-01-29 at 22:21

Dear everyone -

I am excited to let you all know that I have sent the first #Fax message of my life 🖨️

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Written by Jason Nucciarone on 2024-12-22 at 17:52

I made a joke on a thread with @AKernelPanic yesterday about drinking a bottle of water every time I ask #AI what's the syntax for #Python decorators when I forget rather than opening my copy of the Python Cookbook, and today #githubcopilot hits me with this after I log in to GitHub 🤣

Hopefully just a coincidence, but still funny. #MicrosoftStoleSantasCookies

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Written by Jason Nucciarone on 2024-12-16 at 20:28

[#]LDAP killed my wife

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Written by Jason Nucciarone on 2024-12-15 at 23:44

Why do all the new electric car models have names that sound like printer model numbers?

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Written by Jason Nucciarone on 2024-11-22 at 19:46

I've used the word "glom" more than 5 times in the last 24 hours and know I'm feeling self-conscious about it.

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Written by Jason Nucciarone on 2024-11-22 at 04:00

I find #WebComponents to be a super interesting concept, but the experiment is over with them on my personal site is over 😅

Back to good ole regular #HTML and #JavaScript for me

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Written by Jason Nucciarone on 2024-11-20 at 20:28

I know it's fun to hate on regular expressions for being esoteric and hard to model in your head...

But dang, when they're useful, THEY'RE EXTREMELY USEFUL

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Written by Jason Nucciarone on 2024-11-19 at 14:43

For anyone at #SC24 in-person, is anyone able to play a game of telephone between the #Ubuntu #HPC community and the SchedMD booth?

We have an ongoing thread in our Matrix room about sackd, and I have a burning question to ask them, but I'm not at SC this year 👾

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Written by Jason Nucciarone on 2024-11-04 at 09:51

Only had to deal with two train cancellations this morning in Amsterdam, but at least I am in the airport

I left so early that the American check-in gate wasn't open yet after I arrived at AMS, even with the train delays 🤣

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Written by Jason Nucciarone on 2024-11-04 at 07:21

The Pittsburgh experience is being told to avoid traveling in your neighborhood because both candidates are having a rally across the river from you

[#]uspol

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Written by Jason Nucciarone on 2024-11-02 at 14:51

I love travelling to #Canonical sprints because on the way there I'm like "if I master this new rolling technique I can fit multiple outfits and not get them wrinkly" and then on the way back it's like "GET TF IN THERE I DON'T CARE!!"

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Written by Jason Nucciarone on 2024-10-26 at 16:05

Absolutely wild watching @frameworkcomputer swap out an #amd64 mainboard for a #riscv in less than 5 minutes at #UbuntuSummit

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Written by Jason Nucciarone on 2024-10-25 at 05:54

My entire wardrobe is that #Ubuntu drip 🟧

You can get some too this weekend at the #UbuntuSummit

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Written by Jason Nucciarone on 2024-10-24 at 21:34

I appreciate @ilvipero refusing to look away for the photo cause there was still work to do, but we're pretty much ready to welcome everyone to the #UbuntuSummit this weekend 😤

500+ attendees from the global #Ubuntu community all arriving to help us turn The Hague orange 🟧

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Written by Jason Nucciarone on 2024-10-23 at 02:27

Me to @AKernelPanic at 9:30 PM while the organizing committee finalizes preparations for #UbuntuSummit2024:

"Yeah man I'm gonna go sleepy sleep early tonight so I can be ready for my #HPC meetings tomorrow morning. I'm not a morning person..."

Me at 4 am:

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Written by Jason Nucciarone on 2024-10-20 at 13:31

On our way to The Hague for a final week of preparations before we welcome everyone for #UbuntuSummit2024 this weekend to celebrate 20 years of #Ubuntu 🎉

I'm jetlagged so yinz better enjoy it 🫨

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Written by Jason Nucciarone on 2024-10-16 at 23:40

I love how #AI companies that are trying to gaslight us into thinking we need "autonomous" merge request reviewers demo their tech like "WOW LOOK AT HOW IT AUTOMATICALLY REFACTORED THIS IS_ODD_OR_EVEN FUNCTION" as if I would accept a fucking merge request that tries to add an is_odd_or_even function

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Written by Jason Nucciarone on 2024-10-16 at 23:22

I'm going to #UbuntuSummit2024 next week to celebrate @ubuntu's 20th birthday, and if you can feasibly get to The Hague (or have a stable internet connection), you can celebrate too 🇳🇱

I'm not presenting anything, but I will be acting as the self-appointed Chief Hype Officer, and one of the chairs 💺 for this year's Ubuntu Summit!

Be there or be 🟧

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Written by Jason Nucciarone on 2024-10-14 at 09:18

Anyone on here going to be at OpenInfra Days North America? I'll be there presenting a workshop on Sunbeam 🌅

https://governance.openstack.org/tc/reference/projects/sunbeam.html

[#]HPC #AI

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Written by Jason Nucciarone on 2024-10-14 at 09:15

I need people to understand that security at the airport is not like driving on the highway; you can't just change lanes because one line is moving faster than the one that you're in...

Otherwise you'll be doing the walk of shame back to the security line you were supposed to be in 🥴

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