This is not a shitpost, I don't know why but that shit harmed me.
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"So which of Amber's cursed posts has corroded your soul?"
"Succulent discourse."
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If I had a nickel for every fedi instance that had a logo I designed, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but I can't believe it's actually three.
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I'm not a sub, but my wife did accidentally clicker train me to kiss her whenever I hear her make a kissy sound.
But I'm definitely not a sub.
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Okay, it still needs some personal touches before I can move over and try to start using it as a daily driver, but my laptop now boots into Debian as well as Windows.
G'night, fedi! :3hearts:
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I decided on Hitori, after the main character in Bocchi the Rock.
Yes it took me this long.
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How much time have we all wasted, collectively, sitting at an OS install screen trying to think up a name for a computer?
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Applying the anthropic principle ("this puddle fits perfectly into this depression in the ground, therefore the depression was created specifically for the puddle") to explain how techbros take the shape of petulant children because we exist in a universe where no other type of person could become a tech bro.
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Xellos is a guy, have none of you ever watched Slayers, send toot
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If you think it's acceptable to reply "whatever gets you wet and hard" to a post by two strangers that wasn't about anything sexual, maybe consider just, y'know, not posting. Work on yourself for a little bit.
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Looking through my most-played Steam games to see which ones I can't possibly play on Linux.
Elite: Dangerous
Okay, that's not ideal, but I guess...
Creeper World 4
FUCK.
fr though, what's that non-wine windows compatibility layer folks use? I'm gonna have to do some homework on this one...
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If you ever see a mutual aid post and think that it's frivolous, I want you to picture me asking for help with food money and getting chastised because I'm housed and other people are asking for rent money.
When you're shit-talking someone's aid post, you're doing the exact same thing, and any argument to the contrary is just haggling over where to draw the line.
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Thread with @alice and @julia that looked like one of them was just replying to herself a whole bunch.
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"I'll make an account on mastodon dot social and spam follows," they say, "surely people will see my account that posts old photos without credit or permission and follow back."
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When you want to make a Pagliacci shitpost, and it turns into a whole self-therapy thing...
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Girl goes to see her mechanic.
:neobot_sad: "Life seems hopeless. I feel that even the most basic survival is out of reach. That I will always be a failure."
Mechanic opens her chassis and begins inspecting components.
:neocat_think: "Have you been avoiding self care? I can see you do not hydrate or eat well."
:neobot_cry: "I try, but I feel that I don't deserve kindness, even from mys▞▌▞▄▞▞"
:neocat_0_0: "Apologies, that was the wrong wire."
:neocat_thinking: "Anyhow. Perhaps this intrusive thought leads you to self-sabotage. 'Why try if I do not deserve to succeed,' you might think. How hard would you say you have been trying to improve your situation?"
:neobot_pleading: "Do I have to answer?"
:neocat_think: "I would say you just did. Have you talked about these feelings with close friends?"
:neobot_sad: "I don't like to trouble them, they all have their own problems. When I do, they say that I'm worth loving, and that I am capable of success."
:neocat_facepalm: "Then listen to them! They care for you, they would not lie!"
:neobot_cry_loud: "But they think so highly of me, I am afraid of disappointing them by failing!"
:neocat_facepalm: "If you fail then you fail, they won't love you any less. You will get back up and try again, and they will help you do it. You know this!"
:neobot_cry: "I suppose you're right..."
:neocat_smug: "Obviously I am right. Take small steps, they will lead to big steps, and do not be afraid to let the people who care about you help."
Mechanic closes her chassis.
:neocat_thumbsup: "You will be fine. Try not to worry so much, and come back after another one thousand hours uptime."
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One of my favorite things about Tim Pratt is just how much he gets it. His books are why I call cis-hets who aren't tuned in to queer culture "Mundanes." Marla Mason is the type of woman I wanted to be, even before I knew I was a woman.
Anyhow I was idly going through Bone Shop and fucking tell me this speech isn't a godsdamned queer manifesto:
We work our will to change the world. Some of us use cauldrons and crystal balls and chalk pentagrams on the floor. Some of us use blood and bones and hair. Some of use herbs and potions and sacred rites. Some of us just push as hard as we can against the world and watch the world move.
But every approach, every specialty, every method is just a personal expression of the fundamental fact: if you have the will, you can change the world.
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Dog-flavored transfolks are making fedi weird and cursed tonight.
Botfolk, we need to step up our game.
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