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Written by catraxx on 2025-01-23 at 08:57

programmers: avoid spaghetti code! :blobcatnotlikethisgoogly:

programmer: removes some layers and puts them into a function :neocat_floof_happy: so much better!

computer: :neocat_what: this is still spaghetti code

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Written by catraxx on 2025-01-16 at 06:26

The horrors of everyone at my company speaking bad english. :blobcatnotlikethisgoogly:

"Development fase" :neocat_scream_scared:

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Written by catraxx on 2025-01-16 at 06:14

Yoink! :neocat_nom_cookie:

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Written by catraxx on 2025-01-16 at 05:54

Man i sure hate working with dates in time in any programming language. Always feels like i am opening the gates to the halls of insanity.

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Written by catraxx on 2025-01-15 at 09:17

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Look at these two cute baby crocodile monitors from the Honolulu Zoo! :neocat_aww:

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Written by catraxx on 2025-01-11 at 11:56

PSA

If you saw someone shooting a ceo:

No, you didn't.

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Written by catraxx on 2025-01-11 at 09:51

"Die Polizei überprüft mit Sprengstoffhunden die Taschen von Pressevertretern."

Gut. Ich hoffe ihr habt Angst ihr Naziwichser.

[#]rie1101

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Written by catraxx on 2025-01-10 at 07:52

Finds gut das kaum das ein Drecksneoliberaler mal einen Kuchen ins gesicht bekommt, direkt wieder alle anderen Liberalen aus Ihren fucking Löchern gekrochen kommen um uns zu erinnern das Gewalt niemals ok ist.

ERZÄHLT DAS MAL DEN NAZI WICHSERN DIE MAL EBEN 20% MEHR STRAFTATEN VERÜBT HABEN.

Geht doch fucking mit denen diskutieren. Ihr labert echt nur rum und ihr seid mit Schuld das die Dinge jetzt so sind! Immer nur mimimi und nix machen und Plötzlich klopfen die Neonazis wieder an alle Türen.

Super Job habt Ihr gemacht, die Antifa schön kleingemacht, die Bullen schön stark gemacht.

Och die Bullen sind AUCH Nazis? Na, was macht ihr denn jetzt mit eurer dummen Laberei?!

Flachwichser wie Lindner haben den Rechtsruck doch mit angetrieben. Der soll froh sein das im nur Seife ins Gesicht fliegt.

Arschlöcher. Steckt euch eure scheiß Moralfloskeln sonstwo hin.

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Written by catraxx on 2025-01-09 at 07:50

External expert: I have recreated the configuration on a random small Hetzner server and all performance problems are gone, it's super fast. The problem is obviously your hoster.

Me: Uh, a random Hetzner server is faster than our specialized Hoster, are you sure you recreated the config completely?

External expert: Yep.

Me: Why isn't the message worker running?

External worker: Ok, i turned it on.

Me: Ok, and now it is slower than our setup. Congratulations, you showed us Hetzner sucks, we already knew that, thanks.

:ms_rolling_eyes:

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Written by catraxx on 2025-01-06 at 15:47

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Written by catraxx on 2025-01-06 at 13:21

Grandpa: Wanna listen to some Adam Beyer and do cocaine?

Me: I fucking love you Grandpa. :neocat_aww:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zXRWU-LSPA

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Written by catraxx on 2025-01-04 at 16:02

Germans be like

Oh no, inflation, whatever will i do?!

Ohhh Dubai chocolate for just 157 euro per kilo?! Is there a subscription for this?!

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Written by catraxx on 2025-01-04 at 15:59

157 per kilo of a thin layer of normal chocolate with some pistachio cream. Can someone calculate the markup for this?

This is so fucking stupid ...

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Written by catraxx on 2025-01-03 at 21:22

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Written by catraxx on 2025-01-03 at 13:20

Fop!

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Written by catraxx on 2025-01-02 at 12:19

BEHOLD, A PHILOSOPHY:

"ALL BAD THINGS LEAD TO GOOD THINGS,

AND SIMILARLY

ALL GOOD THINGS LEAD TO BAD THINGS!"

Congratulations. You have just read the dumbest, most flawed philosophical death loop ever. This is literal fucking brainrot. Dafuq would anything ever matter if this was the case? Fucking think for more than a second before you type.

"Nice! A bad thing lead to a good thing! :nkoAww: But oh no! ALL GOOD THINGS LEAD TO BAD THINGS 😱"

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Written by catraxx on 2025-01-01 at 08:41

Everyone thinks cats are being assholes when they look at you before they bat something off a table.

Have you ever considered that they might genuinely think it is very fun to do and are waiting for a good moment to share it with you?

Instead of being angry, you should be happy your friend is trying to include you in their most enjoyable activities!

[#]misinformation

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Written by catraxx on 2024-12-31 at 21:05

@volpeon @wakame Actually dug up much of the intel about this!

[#]volpeonGate

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Written by catraxx on 2024-12-31 at 21:03

@volpeon Is actually a vTuber. He has a hidden identity, which according to informed sources, is based on japanese characters.

[#]volpeonGate

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Written by catraxx on 2024-12-31 at 10:03

@volpeon Secretly has a hoard of highly illegal snackfoods, specifically the ones that deadname products.

For example, he has a bunch of Raiders, which are now Twix!

[#]volpeonGate

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