Commander Riker,
I strongly recommend that you stop trying to interact with the Klingon visitors while they are wearing headphones.
Worf
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Geordi,
The vampire ships will reach us in less than two days. Have we saved enough daylight to arm all 47 daylight torpedoes?
Worf
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Klingon High Council,
I know that my family name is still in disgrace. It is not necessary that you send me annual reminder emails.
Worf
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Geordi,
No one has been receiving my emails for many months. This is a significant security risk and it must be fixed.
Worf
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Security personnel,
Be advised that humans dressing up as stereotypical Klingons is not appropriate or humorous.
Worf
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Engineering,
The current ship-wide malfunctions might be related to an attachment I emailed Lieutenant Commander La Forge recently.
Worf
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Commander,
I have a sensitive matter to discuss with you. After the recent incident on the holodeck with the sentient Mario character and his mind control hat, I saw Geordi working in engineering wearing that same hat, a wide mustache, and white gloves.
Worf
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UFP Voter Registrar,
I am a Federation citizen who happens to be a Klingon. I have still not received my subspace ballot. Respond.
Worf
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Alexander,
I hope you are well. In your Spacebook photo you appear to be inebriated. Have you tried Klingon bloodwine yet?
Father
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Commander Data,
Tomorrowβs meeting has been canceled.
Worf
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All crew,
After today's events, the Captain says that crew members who wish to carry a phaser must be approved by Counselor Troi.
Worf
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Geordi LaForge,
I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.
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Fine. I will see you then.
Riker said:
1900 hours
Worf said:
Commander Riker,
What time is poker next week?
Worf
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Commander Riker,
What time is poker next week?
Worf
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Geordi,
None of the characters in the Stars Hollow simulation will engage in combat. How can I change the passive aggressive setting?
Worf
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Alexander,
How is your love life? Human females appreciate flowers and soft talking. I hope this helps.
Father
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All crew,
I do not know where the rumors came from of a gagh truck on every corner. I do not know any food vendors. Stop asking me.
Worf
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Security personnel,
There is to be no more use of the nickname Broccoli.
Worf
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Guinan,
I am receiving multiple confusing subspace messages. Is today someone's anniversary?
Worf
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