there’s a yoga place near me where people leave their shoes just inside the entrance, and every time i pass by, i am hit by the intrusive thought of “you could just open the door and take one (1) shoe and nobody would know”
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having trouble falling asleep and i just keep on randomly waking up… now I know how the average Linux laptop feels
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Take me back to Fisherman’s Wharf
Where the wheel is spinny and the sea lions go “horf”
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Here are some random photos I’ve taken recently
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The pipeline:
• Find cool command-line utility
• Install cool command-line utility
• Never use it again
• Run brew upgrade
• Remember that the cool command-line utility exists after seeing it scroll by in the upgraded packages
• Go to make a pithy relatable toot about it
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I've been brought back to reality by the realisation that I have to think about Jira™ tomorrow D:
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This postbox is airside at Heathrow Terminal 5. This sign implies that there were people bringing their COVID test kits to the airport, passing through security with them and then being like “aw shit, I need to mail this out before I leave” 🤔
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there's just not enough fresh #content on my social media timelines at this time of day to keep me #engaged while i'm on this long flight... anyone got some good #content? 📈
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One of the worst things about being on a plane is that the word “stowage” is everywhere and I can only read it as uwu-speak for “storage”
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We’re on flight BA286 back to the UK! I’m a little sad to be going back, but mainly because this has been a really, really good trip. Made new friends, left with some excellent memories, ate too much Taco Bell (ugh), and made some normies laugh by being a giant dog.
See you next year, California 🐺
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Here are some random photos I’ve taken over the past couple of days in SF
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Did you know they let dogs ride the trams too???? Wait, sorry, I mean streetcars…
(About five minutes after getting off, a busker hollered “wolfman!!” at me. 10/10)
📸 @unlobito
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Did you know they let dogs ride BART??? 🐺
Apparently one of the staff members took a picture of me as I was tagging out
📸 @unlobito
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Decisions were made at Target today
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Here are some more random photos I’ve taken around San Francisco
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Here are some more random photos that I took yesterday
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Seeking a personal trainer who can help me become thin enough to fit into a freshly made hotel bed without having to untuck the sheets
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Here are some random photos I took yesterday around San Francisco
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nature is healing… the person in front of me on the bus is doomscrolling bluesky instead of The Everything App
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Finally, I can purchase a Mega Drive and a 50Hz TV. Exactly what I need on the San Francisco waterfront
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