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Written by Rev. Poppy Haze on 2025-01-24 at 13:02

Nightmare I was kidnapped, escaped, and wandering an infinite suburb asking people to help me

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Written by Rev. Poppy Haze on 2025-01-23 at 14:23

nightmare I was trapped in a tessellating world of infinite white offices and using the various tools I found, I began messing around to make little games for myself like, “hehe how does electricity work”

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Written by Rev. Poppy Haze on 2025-01-23 at 04:16

a historical mystery are Empress Josephine's "Zig-zags"

A sex move that Napoleon found as baffling as he found it sexy. As there are no other descriptions of what the "zig-zags" could be, it's unclear what precisely Josephine was zigging or zagging on ole boney

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Written by Rev. Poppy Haze on 2025-01-22 at 16:52

i wish UTIs weren’t real because sometimes after you nut you just kinda wanna stay in there like all night, it’s nice

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Written by Rev. Poppy Haze on 2025-01-22 at 04:01

counterintuitively, every subsequent fig will contain a smaller percentage of your daily wasps

modern cultivated figs are now waspless varieties, the little crunchiness are sterile seedpods. The wasps are so small you couldn't feel them anyway

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Written by Rev. Poppy Haze on 2025-01-22 at 03:59

figs with a wasp inside can provide 100% of your daily wasp intake

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Written by Rev. Poppy Haze on 2025-01-22 at 01:03

atomic shrimp does something that does a lot of what i do which is, I can make like a few types of slop, and adjusting it into various types of dishes

so he takes ground beef and in the same pan makes shepard's pie, then pasta sauce, and finally chili

https://youtu.be/rtFC-VJxfhQ

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Written by Rev. Poppy Haze on 2025-01-21 at 22:06

so Airbus is A, Boeing is B, Comac is C, De Havilland is D, and Embraer is E

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Written by Rev. Poppy Haze on 2025-01-21 at 20:37

‪As identical twins have identical MHCs, their higher dimensional tissues can grow into each other without rejection. It’s believed this entanglement causes their sometimes uncanny behaviors, like sensing pain or loss or other feelings across long distances. ‬

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Written by Rev. Poppy Haze on 2025-01-21 at 20:34

About 60% of people have tissue growing into another spatial dimension. This causes problems when they intersect with incompatible tissue based on MHC, Major Histocompatibility Complex, presenting with common allergic symptoms like feelings of dread.

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Written by Rev. Poppy Haze on 2025-01-21 at 01:50

the US has withdrawn from the World Health Organization, in a statement Trump said, "Let the Gates of Guf open to all the pollution of the world, let the skies be clear of birds, let rot flow in rivers of pus"

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Written by Rev. Poppy Haze on 2025-01-20 at 20:16

taking my 2nd shower after a major illness and like I think one of my curlier sideburn hairs has turned white, neat

when I worked finance, we could track really bad weeks by new white hairs

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Written by Rev. Poppy Haze on 2025-01-19 at 19:12

so uh you know that nightmares every night thing I have? The several days of fever with the flu, I’ve had no coherent dreams, just snippets of images. I was able to sleep a solid few hours without waking every hour or 2.

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Written by Rev. Poppy Haze on 2025-01-19 at 16:18

if it comes to pass $TRUMP can do the greatest rugpull in history, because what are you gonna do? Sue the President?

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Written by Rev. Poppy Haze on 2025-01-18 at 23:56

not a fan of this flu thing, I can barely eat more than one solid food item a day since Wednesday, constant aches and pains, the majority of my calories have been from the shrinking pile of Powerade and Gatorade bottles on my nightstand

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Written by Rev. Poppy Haze on 2025-01-15 at 14:12

for those flirting on XHS or REDnote, in Chinese it’s 你好美女 or Nǐ hǎo měi-nǚ (hey, you good beautiful woman?)

the ü is said like an Eeee sound but your purse your lips

If you’re not going for ladies, you can replace the final word with 人 or rén which just means person

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Written by Rev. Poppy Haze on 2025-01-15 at 01:21

the next US aircraft carrier should not be named after Clinton or Bush Jr, it should be named for Boris Yeltsin

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Written by Rev. Poppy Haze on 2025-01-14 at 22:21

it’s perfectly normal to be only able to shut your eyes as the air crackles with supersonic shells and the earth herself heaves under the chemical assault, i am not a pervert

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Written by Rev. Poppy Haze on 2025-01-14 at 17:39

a lot of old NYC skyscrapers have mail tubes or slots which are glass framed and drop letters into a big mailbox in the lobby by the elevators and I just saw and heard a letter fall past me from a 5th floor landing. It’s still being used!!! Hehe 📩

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Written by Rev. Poppy Haze on 2025-01-14 at 17:18

listening to someone compare “robodog” walker UGVs to a real dog and that dogs can’t be made bulletproof and eat electricity and that’s an imagination failure. I can cover a dog in kevlar and feed them BVK or “protein-vitamin concentrate” made from oil or cellulosic feedstock

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