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Written by Stefan on 2025-01-22 at 13:37

I’M

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WHELMED

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Written by Stefan on 2025-01-22 at 01:20

Everyday is going to be a distraction from the distraction yesterday. One long distractception.

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Written by Stefan on 2025-01-21 at 19:43

I feel like the Goldilocks of political posts, I don't like the ones that are hopeless hyperbole nor the ones that trivialize the situation. I probably should log off. But will I?

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Written by Stefan on 2025-01-21 at 18:25

I don't know what to do, but arguing with strangers has proven ineffective.

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Written by Stefan on 2025-01-21 at 17:43

Some of those executive orders are doing a bigger salute to nazis than Musk.

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Written by Stefan on 2025-01-21 at 06:05

If you think the Sieg Heil salute was bad, wait until you see the policies they instituted on the first day.

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Written by Stefan on 2025-01-21 at 04:40

Siri, is it normal for a small child who enjoys cold showers to pretend to murder me and then run around my “corpse” yelling “hooray, he's dead!”

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Written by Stefan on 2025-01-21 at 03:40

I sometimes write a post with an insult like “idiot” and forget. Then, every time someone likes it, I get a notification popup and see the word “idiot,” I automatically assume someone is calling me an idiot in the comments and go into fight mode for a split second until I realize I said “idiot.”

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Written by Stefan on 2025-01-21 at 00:07

I don't get why people are always raving about street tacos. I get that they are free, but I just found a taco on the side of the road and it was horrible and gave me food poisoning.

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Written by Stefan on 2025-01-20 at 22:08

So anyway, do y'all like music?

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Written by Stefan on 2025-01-20 at 21:10

You guys are so triggered, that wasn't a nazi salute, he was signaling someone off-screen to throw him a frisbee.

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Written by Stefan on 2025-01-20 at 19:42

I have a lot of cups full of pens, pencils, and various other writing implements on my desk for someone who never writes anything down.

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Written by Stefan on 2025-01-20 at 18:33

An influencer from the US finally landed in Beijing and opened TikTok to find out that the ban was no longer in effect.

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Written by Stefan on 2025-01-20 at 18:18

It's National Cheese Lover’s Day! 🧀

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Written by Stefan on 2025-01-20 at 18:10

Good day to invest in doomscrolling.

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Written by Stefan on 2025-01-20 at 17:50

I know a lot of people are feeling hopeless today, but look at the bright side, this is going to be great business for grifters on both sides of the aisle.

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Written by Stefan on 2025-01-20 at 16:35

Is inflation over now?

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Written by Stefan on 2025-01-20 at 16:21

Not to gatekeep the term gatekeep, but you can't just accuse anyone of being a gatekeeper unless they actually are a shapeshifting hellhound named Zuul, a minion of the powerful demon Gozer.

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Written by Stefan on 2025-01-20 at 15:33

Learning about astral projections because I can't afford to fly to Tahiti.

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Written by Stefan on 2025-01-19 at 06:50

I was trying to impress my 1-year-old by supergluing the wheel back onto his toy bus like a magic trick, but the glue didn't even stick a little, as if I had used water. Now, I feel like my kid will never respect me.

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