Good morning everyone; starting out at 56 going up to 72. Alexa says 62 going up to 74. Getting nails done.
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Does anyone know where I can get a talking thermostat for my apartment?
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For those who may have a birthday today. Just wanted to stop by & wish you a happy birthday; hoping you get or got to do something special. 🎁🎉🎂🎀
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Folks generally aren't very creative in choosing names for their dogs.
That's why there are so many named Rover and Spot.
But, have you heard the plight of the bloke who thought he'd name his dog Sex?
It goes like this:
"One day Sex and I took a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for that dog. A policeman came sby and asked what I was doing in this alley at midnight? I told him I was looking for Sex.
My case comes up next Tuesday."
"But, that ain't the worst part. One day, I went to the town hall to get a dog license for Sex.
The clerk asked me what I wanted. I told him I wanted a license for Sex.
He said, 'I'd like to have one, too.'
Then, I said, 'You don't understand. She's a dog.'
He said he didn't care how she looked.
When I told him I'd had Sex since I was 5, he said, “You must have been an early bloomer."
"When I decided to get married, I told the minister I wanted to have Sex at the wedding. He told me I'd have to wait until after the wedding. When I protested that Sex had played a big part in my life and that my whole life revolved around Sex, he said he didn't want to hear about my personal life."
"After my wife and I were married, I took the dog with us on the honeymoon. When I checked into the hotel, I told the clerk I wanted a room for my wife and wanted one for Sex.
She said. 'Every room in the hotel was for sex.'
I said, 'You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night.'
The clerk said, 'Me, too.' "
"When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. When I told the Judge I had Sex before I was married, he grinned and said, “ Me. too."
"Now that I've been thrown in jail, married, divorced and had more trouble with that dog than I ever imagined, I'm in counseling. My psychiatrist asked me what my problem was. I said 'Sex has died and left my life. It's like losing a best friend and I'm so lonely,' I told him.
He said, “Look, you and I both know that sex isn't a man's best friend. Get yourself a dog
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God bless, goodnight & good morning.
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For those who may have a birthday today. Just wanted to stop by & wish you a happy birthday; hoping you get or got to do something special. 🎁🎉🎂🎀
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Good mornig everyone; starting out at 32 going up to 57. Alexa says the same thing.
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I wish we could bring up individual timelines.
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God bless, goodnight & good morning.
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Good morning everyone; starting out at 28 going up to 62. Alexa says 26 going up to 63.
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God bless, goodnight & good morning.
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I like this. Looking for something to do tomorrow?
How about, turn off the TV, ignore the news, skip social media.
Get outside. Maybe go to a beach or take a walk in the woods. Listen to the wind. Feel the sun.
It's a amazing planet we all live on. The problems will still be there on Tuesday, but perhaps it's a good time to appreciate just being here.
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God bless, goodnight & good morning.
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It was 29 years ago today, 1-12-25, when Bill & I met up again.
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Good morning everyone; starting out at 46 going up to 59. Alexa says 53 going up to 60. Very! windy! today.
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The Harbold company has the Sharpe Talking Time One for Sale for $299 at: sales@harboltcompany.com
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For those who may have a birthday today. Just wanted to stop by & wish you a happy birthday; hoping you get or got to do something special. 🎁🎉🎂🎀
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All of you in bad weather areas, please be safe.
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Good morning everyone; starting out at 39 going up to 62. Alexa says 44 going up to 63.
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I can't believe it's a year today when my honey went home to Jesus. I miss him so much & it's been tough but I'm ok.
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