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Written by Optimistic Moron on 2025-02-04 at 19:30

Next step - flattening the Earth and defining how many elephants it rests on.

[#]Trump is ordering a sweeping #censorship of #science, starting with climate and health

https://www.zmescience.com/science/trump-is-ordering-a-sweeping-censorship-of-science-starting-with-climate-and-health

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Written by Optimistic Moron on 2025-02-03 at 21:12

Because EVERYBODY knows that Moon is made of blue cheese:

Trump administration removes Apollo moon rock from White House Oval Office https://flip.it/87URfe

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Written by Optimistic Moron on 2025-01-13 at 18:04

Here's even more #brilliant idea - use Sharpies(tm) to divert a convenient Gulf of Mexico (sorry, Gulf of Amerika) hurricane or a Pacific ocean typhoon.

[#]trump #mtg #maga #weather #sharpie

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Written by Optimistic Moron on 2024-12-15 at 17:35

Damn those Black Sea heat lenses:

Two #Russian oil tankers wrecked in Black Sea

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8dq6q0m862o

[#]Ukraine #Crimea

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Written by Optimistic Moron on 2024-10-22 at 22:02

Half of Russian men be like: Ой, а нас то за что?

Four different distilleries in #Russia were targeted by #Ukrainian drones early Tuesday. It was the largest attack on Russia's #alcohol production facilities to date

https://www.forbes.com/sites/petersuciu/2024/10/22/telegram-users-confirm-russias-alcohol-empire-targeted-by-drones

[#]Ukraine

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Written by Optimistic Moron on 2024-10-22 at 18:53

In unrelated news, over last 24 hours, sales of automotive antifreeze, brake fluid and various industrial solvents have quadrupled in affected regions

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