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Written by Amish Super Model on 2024-11-20 at 22:38

Just wondering about eliminating the federal Department of Education and leaving US educational standards up to the states…

Will a diploma from Mississippi be considered the equivalent of one from Massachusetts?

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Written by Amish Super Model on 2024-11-17 at 23:02

“But if we send them through background checks, that would root out all the criminals and foreign assets! And then who would I pick?” djt.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/11/15/politics/security-clearances-fbi-gabbard-gaetz/index.html

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Written by Amish Super Model on 2024-11-17 at 19:55

“I’m telling you guys, if Americans just eat right, we don’t need all those silly vaccines!”

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Written by Amish Super Model on 2024-11-15 at 13:27

So, apparently America was great BEFORE modern medicine learned to prevent deadly and debilitating diseases.

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Written by Amish Super Model on 2024-11-15 at 01:59

BREAKING: Due to long string of shady Russian connections, Tulsi Gabbard will only receive access to top secret national security documents that Trump had already stolen and shared with her.

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Written by Amish Super Model on 2024-11-15 at 01:44

Trump II (Rated R, Foul Language, Misogyny, Racism, Xenophobia, not recommended for children)

In response to the price of eggs, a frustrated and unread populace mistakenly elects a fraudulent narcissist to run their country. They unwittingly give away all their rights and government protections in exchange for the promise of lower taxes. Devastation ensues.

0 stars. Do not recommend.

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Written by Amish Super Model on 2024-11-14 at 23:06

Seriously?!?! This is like a reality TV show…

The Trump Administration: Shitshow Edition

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Written by Amish Super Model on 2024-11-14 at 13:02

I think the big question for the next administration is whether or not real Republicans can find their souls or will they all just hop on the MAGA train of destruction.

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Written by Amish Super Model on 2024-11-14 at 02:42

“Do you pledge allegiance to Donald Trump, and to His republic, with liberty and justice for all his loyal supporters and vengeance toward His haters without regard to the Constitution?”

-America’s new oath

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Written by Amish Super Model on 2024-11-13 at 23:11

Looking forward to the day when “Fear of Ignorance” replaces “Fear of God.”

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Written by Amish Super Model on 2024-11-13 at 23:00

Matt Gaetz as Attorney General…

What’s next. Lauren Boebert as Director of Intelligence?!?!

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Written by Amish Super Model on 2024-11-13 at 20:45

Matt Gaetz as U.S. Attorney General!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I’m sorry, it’s just that we’re gonna need a bigger handbasket!

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Written by Amish Super Model on 2024-11-13 at 02:32

BREAKING: Trump appoints Monkey Number Nine to become his Attorney General.

“He’s a fighter! Igor, I call him… he’ll attack anyone I ask him to,” Trump added.

A research facility in Yemassee, S.C., has recovered 25 of the 43 monkeys that escaped from the laboratory last week after a caretaker accidentally left the doo…

Source: NPR https://search.app/4Z4SwXpBeDrYgqh2A

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Written by Amish Super Model on 2024-11-13 at 02:24

“Look, sir, I have no regard for the law, much less the Constitution. I lost my integrity back in high school. And I pledge my undying loyalty to you, up to and including when you may sell me out to be hanged by an angry mob.”

-Trump’s AG interviewees

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Written by Amish Super Model on 2024-11-13 at 02:13

BREAKING: I have been named to be Trump’s Secretary of Compassion and Empathy. The job only requires six minutes per week, so I don’t expect to lose much time on social media.

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Written by Amish Super Model on 2024-11-13 at 00:29

I’m afraid that we are nearing the days of Sodom & Gamera, when God sent a flying turtle to destroy an entire city because of their hedonism and lasciviousness…

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Written by Amish Super Model on 2024-11-12 at 15:06

BREAKING: Trump appoints Kristi Noem as Director of PETA.

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Written by Amish Super Model on 2024-11-12 at 13:23

I remember when Jesus told the immigrants, “Get the hell outta our goddamn country!”

I think it was in Bob, 4:6.

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Written by Amish Super Model on 2024-11-11 at 21:47

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Written by Amish Super Model on 2024-11-11 at 21:46

If you have never heard about America’s long-term, right-wing political takeover efforts or the Council for National Policy, please read: The Shadow Network by Anne Nelson. Here’s the CNP:

https://cfnp.org/

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