"I wish." Red tilted his head to crack his neck then opened his mouth. A speckled tentacle with three smaller tentacles at the tip rose from his mouth and waved.
Tori did the only sane thing and screamed. 4/4
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He looked her in the eyes, "Red died a few days after you met him. He was out in the reservation at night when my ship crashed. The shock killed him." He scootched a bit further away, "As for me, I barely survived but I was able to use Red as my host."
"You're freaking me out." Tori uncrossed her legs and put her feet on the floor, "Are you trying to make a joke?" 3/x
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With a heavy breath, "I'm not the person you think I am?"
Tori reflected for a moment, "You're #gay?"
Red barked out laughing, "Far from it! But I do live an alternative lifestyle."
The shadow of a smile crossed her face, "Oh?" She leaned forward, "I've always wanted to be dominated." With a breathy sigh, "Be owned."
"No, no, no." He shook his head, "Oh wow, I approached this all wrong." He brushed her hand from his knee,
Concern returned to her face. 2/x
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"We need to talk" his strong hand gently squeezed Tori's shoulder.
Hoping for a kiss, she leaned her head back and looked up at Red, "Whassup?"
He closed his eyes and shook his head, "No, we have to talk" where talk was so heavy it created its own gravity well.
Tori shifted, scooted to the end of the couch and patted the cushion next to her. Red swung a leg over and sat down.
"Is something wrong?" Her eyes searched his face. "Whatever it is, it's okay." 1/x
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Got Wordle in one today.
Hope it's auspicious than a sign I used up all my good luck.
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"Look!"
Amy jumped, "Wha-?" She looked around then noticed the screen.
The door opened, not unexpected or weird, but when the little black baby crawled into the scene. A wow escaped her lips.
"Hee hee! Tolja!" Gus gave a goofy giggle. "Episode 0417. Furley tries to cure Jack's gayness." His thumb flexed and a timestamp flashed onscreen, "Shit, I think that's Don Knotts!" 3/3
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Amy didn't think Gus was one of those weirdos watching old shows and films where everyone was dead in real life. Her mom always streamed EmptyV and it was just a creepy screensaver. Sometimes cranks would say they saw shadows moving, but nobody could prove them. Still Gus was cute, knew how to treat her, and he was big. 2/x
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"Y'know I don't like empties" Amy settled next to Gus, "Change the channel?" She nuzzled his neck.
He brushed her off, "Shu'up. This is cool. Trust me."
Amy rolled her eyes and sighed with resignation.
The theme for Three's Company played, instrumental only, as the camera lingered too long on sets.
Gus nudged his girlfriend with his shoulder, "Just #watch." 1/x
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@asakiyume if you catch up today, here is some inspiration
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WxB2kHLOHBY
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A high, reedy, and feminine voice squeaked, "I thlay duh witherd! Haw haw!" Urien looked at Skarde with wariness. "What kinda name ith Urine anyway?"
A disembodied voice sighed, "Roll your #die."
There was a rattle followed by a squeal, "Thith ith bullthit! A one?" Urien dismissed the vision and stood, "Sorry friend, you're on your own." 3/3
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Urien puffed his pipe in deep thought, "Let me look into my scrying mirror." From his robe the mage pulled a black mirror from his robe and flicked his fingers.
Skarde tilted his head like he heard something for a moment.
Upon the dim surface a white form came into view.
At a table was a fat man though he had the aspect of a boy. The man-child's face was covered with a strange pox. Skarde leaned in to catch a glimpse before being pushed back. "Not yet, friend." 2/x
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Strong hands cradled the barbarian's face in the back of the tavern.
A wizard of the Azure Order joined him, "Copper for your thoughts?"
"Skarde fear Skarde go crazy." His eyes were red and brimming with tears.
With a nod, the wizard reached for the brute's hand. "Tell Urien everything."
"Skarde fight wyrm. Skarde hear rattle. Skarde drink potion. Skarde hear more rattles." He wiped his eyes, "Skarde make crazy" and tapped his temple. 1/x
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"You're #typing? Use a CDU, gramps." Bo coded 'til Jake reached for the cord. "I'll activate her now and she'll kill you." Bo giggled, "And probably me." On the other end of the cord was a limp, motley android, "This is Kiki."
Jake stared.
Bo sighed and rolled his eyes, "Austin Kiki."
"Oh shit. Stop!" Jake clenched so he didn't wet himself.
"No, it's ok! I'm #converting her to be good!" then hit ENTER a bit too hard.
Eyes flashed violet and a chorus of voices intoned, "Happy Birthday."
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the band and the team
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p.s. fuck the eagles
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The camera panned out revealing a boy in a wheelchair as the world resolved into 512 RBG lines as an old, gnarled hand turned down the volume on the tube, "Okay Tommy, that's enough for you. Been a long day of television, no?"
Tommy Westphall smiled, turned to the window and watched the snow coming down in earnest. 4/4
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Wilson spun, jumped, then slammed hard inches from the goal line as time ran out.
The Bills won and a second pair of glorious, triumphant balls descended and crowded his jeans.
Ode to Joy blared from the television as clouds parted and the complement of heaven shone upon Tampa Stadium.
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He only knew in passing how the Bills lost the superbowl four times in a row, but Nick remembered the Cigarette Smoking Man.
"As long as I am alive, that..." 'That' being a Buffalo Bills superbowl victory, "doesn't happen."
If real life defined television, he boggled at the implications.
Detroit's front line rushed the Bills as Goff stepped back to slip the ball to the wide receiver.
Four seconds.
Wilson bolted but the linemen caught wise.
Absolute chaos crammed into an eyeblink. 2/x
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Pants smelled like cheap beer and fingers stained with sauce like a mentat, the fourth quarter of the superbowl had Nick's undivided attention.
Not because it was Bills v. Lions.
It was the #Buffalo Bills winning against Detroit.
By a red whisker.
Fourth quarter, sixth down, Detroit had the ball and ran down the clock with the dumbest, fattest time out, "Come on you cucks, fucking lose like a man!"
The TV's roar continued but the guys stared at him before they busted out laughing. 1/x
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"monkeydick" and "slav piece of shit" are the most joyous things i've written today.
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