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Written by Edmonds_Scanner on 2025-01-22 at 04:12

None of us know how anything will turn out.

You might have a perfectly normal, even slightly boring night, or you might be swallowed by a ghost dinosaur.

That's what makes life so exciting.

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Written by Edmonds_Scanner on 2025-01-21 at 17:02

Your horoscope for today:

Be like a baby dragon - an awkward and silly little thing with the potential to become a fire breathing monster of unstoppable fury.

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Written by Edmonds_Scanner on 2025-01-21 at 03:21

What do you feel like?

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Written by Edmonds_Scanner on 2025-01-20 at 19:47

I hope you're ok today.

I hope you're safe and warm, and surrounded by books and friends.

I hope your fangs have tasted the dark fabric of life and your tentacles will one day spread across the cosmos.

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Written by Edmonds_Scanner on 2025-01-20 at 17:04

Your horoscope for today:

Be like a cactus - cultivate a hostile exterior to protect yourself and other vulnerable creatures from any big oafs who blunder by.

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Written by Edmonds_Scanner on 2025-01-19 at 20:09

Sunday is a day for rest and reflection.

Lie down and let your bones wander off, into the fog and across the misty moors, into forgotten forests and ancient meadows, and if they return, they'll return refreshed.

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Written by Edmonds_Scanner on 2025-01-19 at 17:22

Your horoscope for today:

Be like a magic spell - ancient and powerful, yet dangerous and unpredictable.

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Written by Edmonds_Scanner on 2025-01-19 at 03:48

Who do you long to be?

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Written by Edmonds_Scanner on 2025-01-18 at 17:07

Your horoscope for today:

Be like a nesting bird - craft a snug little home, decorate it with found objects, and occasionally sit on some children.

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Written by Edmonds_Scanner on 2025-01-18 at 03:38

You and me both, cat. You and me both.

(Artist Eulalie Osgood Grover)

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Written by Edmonds_Scanner on 2025-01-17 at 23:58

Underneath it all, aren't we the same?

Don't we all wish to find someone who will make us feel special & loved?

Someone who will help us craft enchanted daggers before we search for forgotten tombs across the misty moors?

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Written by Edmonds_Scanner on 2025-01-17 at 17:02

Your daily horoscope:

Today you will feel like a nail - starting out sharp and true, but later becoming bent out of shape while getting hammered.

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Written by Edmonds_Scanner on 2025-01-17 at 03:32

What's your vibe?

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Written by Edmonds_Scanner on 2025-01-16 at 19:47

What's holding you back in life?

Is it your inability to speak to owls, or shapeshift into a bear, or quickly craft primitive knives out of mushrooms and bones?

These things can be learned, if you follow the dark paths in the forest.

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Written by Edmonds_Scanner on 2025-01-16 at 19:05

You deserve happiness and nice things.

You deserve an enchanted dagger, dirigible rides through the wild skies, and the deed to a haunted castle filled with chatty ghosts and secret libraries within libraries.

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Written by Edmonds_Scanner on 2025-01-16 at 17:01

Your horoscope for today:

Be like a bee hive - warm and buzzing, and filled with sweetness and dancing.

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Written by Edmonds_Scanner on 2025-01-16 at 03:39

You don't need to fear the lion if your roar is louder.

You don't need to fear the bear if your claws are stronger.

You don't need to fear the shark if your teeth are sharper.

You don't need to fear the moss draped forest horror if you are mossier and your darkness deeper.

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Written by Edmonds_Scanner on 2025-01-15 at 23:46

Don't put off until tomorrow what you could do today, like building a little free library in the forest for all the woodland creatures.

They may not be able to read right away, but don't they deserve the chance to try?

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Written by Edmonds_Scanner on 2025-01-15 at 20:07

Why are there only scarecrows to defend our crops?

Shouldn't we try other tactics besides fear?

Perhaps a sadnesscrow would teach the thieving birds to regret their life's choices.

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Written by Edmonds_Scanner on 2025-01-15 at 17:02

Your horoscope for today:

Be like a large box of Crayons, but use only the weird colors that no one else uses.

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