Toots for AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com account

Written by AnneTheWriter on 2025-02-05 at 04:59

BONUS #JOKE :

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?

...A synonym roll!

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[#]Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #IKEA #Books #Scrabble #Bookstodon #BoardGames #ClassicBoardGame #Games #Puns #DadJoke #DadJokes

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Written by AnneTheWriter on 2025-02-05 at 04:54

BONUS #JOKE :

I'm not an early bird or a night owl... I'm some kind of permanently exhausted pidgeon.

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[#]Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #SuperbOwl #Superb_Owl_Sunday #Superb_Owl #Owls #Owlstodon #OwlsOfMastodon

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Written by AnneTheWriter on 2025-02-05 at 04:49

BONUS #JOKE :

You can be both a night owl and an early bird if your sleep schedule is messed up enough.

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[#]Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #SuperbOwl #Superb_Owl_Sunday #Superb_Owl #Owls #Owlstodon #OwlsOfMastodon #Hooters

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Written by AnneTheWriter on 2025-02-05 at 04:38

Now THIS is a #SuperbowlSundae !

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[#]Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Superbowl #SuperBowlSunday #SuperbowlLIX #Sundaes #IceCream

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Written by AnneTheWriter on 2025-02-05 at 04:33

The most important parts of the Superbowl are the commercials and the food...

I really don't care who makes the most baskets.

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[#]Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Superbowl #SuperBowlSunday #SuperbowlLIX #Maxine

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Written by AnneTheWriter on 2025-01-30 at 22:09

I saw this while researching #genealogy in old newspapers:

"He decided to exit the highway where there wasn't an exit..." 😂

[from the "Daily Herald"

(DuPage County, Illinois, USA)

03 February 2004, Page 9]

[#]ThrowbackThursday #Illinois #LocalHistory #LocalNewspapers #NewspaperArchives #Newspapers #NewspapersDotCom #Roadways #NewspaperClippings #RoadwaySafety

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Written by AnneTheWriter on 2025-01-29 at 04:57

BONUS #JOKE :

Why is Saturday stronger than Tuesday?

Because Tuesday is a weak-day.

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[#]Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Dogs #Cats #Dogstodon #Caturday #Catstodon #DogsOfMastodon #CatsOfMastodon #Husky #Huskies #AlaskanHuskies

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Written by AnneTheWriter on 2025-01-29 at 04:51

It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.

[#]Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Wolf #GroundhogDay #PunxsutawneyPhil #Groundhogs #GroundhogDay2025 #Groundhog

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Written by AnneTheWriter on 2025-01-29 at 04:39

It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.

[#]Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Snow #Snowmen #Snowman #WinterWonderland

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Written by AnneTheWriter on 2025-01-29 at 04:34

BONUS #JOKE :

A hacker called and told me that he had all my passwords. I replied, "Thank God for that! What are they?" and grabbed a pen and some paper.

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[#]Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Maxine #Passwords #Tech #ForgotMyPassword #ITSecurity #Hackers #Cybercrime #2FA

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Written by AnneTheWriter on 2025-01-29 at 04:23

In honor of #DeepSeek tanking the tech stocks on the stock market today...

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[#]Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #ChatGPT #GenerativeAI #MadMagazine #AIart #AI

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Written by AnneTheWriter on 2025-01-28 at 13:27

The 65th Annual U-Chicago Folk Festival is scheduled for Friday, February 7 at 8pm and Saturday, February 8 at 7:30pm at University of Chicago's Mandel Hall, 1131 E. 57th Street, in Chicago's Hyde Park neighborhood on the Univ of Chicago campus. A live stream link will also be available.

Enjoy artists from a variety of genres-- including Blues, Bluegrass, Irish Folk, Old-time, and more.

Free music, dance, and folklore workshops will be held on Saturday, February 8, from 10 am to 5 pm at Ida Noyes Hall, 1212 E. 59th Street. Workshops do not require tickets.

Ticket prices are $20 for seniors, $5 for students, and $30 for the general public. Group ticket rates of $15 are available for organizations only, with 15+ attendees. Tickets are going on sale Wednesday, January 15. See our website for more details.

UofCFolk.org

[#]Chicago #FolkFestival #Events #FolkMusic #ChicagoEvents #UniversityOfChicago #University_Of_Chicago #LiveMusic #HydePark #HydeParkChicago #Festivals

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Written by AnneTheWriter on 2025-01-23 at 15:08

Let me start by saying my adult daughter & I are now safe...

Yesterday, we were threatened with a GUN by another driver, for no crime other than being unable to go faster (due to the salt truck & four cars in front of us, while driving on a two-lane road with oncoming traffic).

When we finally reached a left turn lane at a light, the extreme-tailgaiter behind us pulled around & pointed a GUN at my daughter in the passenger seat, before driving straight on.

I was unable to get a clear lisc plate, but police were very responsive. Unfortunately, we had been on rural roads, so no traffic cams caught him driving behind us to determine his plate number.

This was in the far suburbs of #Chicago , between #Naperville and #Aurora.

And that was not the same person as this a-hole [video].

I am 60 years old. I have never before seen a gun used or pointed at anyone in my life.

I truly believe the #MAGA mentality is empowering these jerks.

[#]GunViolence #RoadRage

https://youtu.be/9xzhjS8MpSE?si=3U3XASGuSXlS7aBq

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Written by AnneTheWriter on 2025-01-22 at 05:31

For all you folks dealing with unexpected and unusual #snow today...

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[#]Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #SnowDay #DrivingInSnow #WinterDrivingTips #Winter #ColdWeather #Snowplows #Louisiana #Texas #SnowInTexas #SnowInLouisiana #SnowInFlorida

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Written by AnneTheWriter on 2025-01-22 at 05:22

This falls under the category of #MisheardLyrics .

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[#]Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Lucille #KennyRogers #MisheardLyric #Oldies #CountryMusic

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Written by AnneTheWriter on 2025-01-22 at 05:15

BONUS #JOKE :

I got kicked out of the coffee club, because I wore a tea shirt.

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[#]Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Coffee #Tea #ColdWeather #SnowDay #Caffeine #IcedTea #IcedCoffee #DadPuns #DadPun

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Written by AnneTheWriter on 2025-01-22 at 05:06

If you've ever said you'll do something "when hell freezes over," then you're on schedule to do it tomorrow.

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[#]Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Weather #ColdWeather #SnowDay #Poetry #Poem #Freezing #January #SnowInLouisiana

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Written by AnneTheWriter on 2025-01-22 at 05:01

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[#]Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Maxine #ColdWeather #SnowDay #GettingOld #BoomerHumor #Weather #Dentures

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Written by AnneTheWriter on 2025-01-15 at 05:05

News Media:

"All of America is panicking! TikTok will be shut down on Sunday!"

Meanwhile, my neighbors and I, trying to have an intelligent conversation on the subject...

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[#]Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #TikTok #TikTokBan #TikTokForSale #Boomers #GenX #Tik_Tok #TikTokCourtRuling #TheGoldenGirls #BettyWhite #BeaArthur #RueMcClanahan #EstelleGetty

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Written by AnneTheWriter on 2025-01-15 at 04:57

It's like Winter is really mad, and keeps storming off, then coming back and yelling, "AND ANOTHER THING..."

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[#]Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Snow #ColdWeather #WinterWeather #Dogstodon #Dachshunds #DogsOfMastodon #WienerDogs

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